This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 312

“Brother Ji.”

On his shoulder, Duan Ye tried to negotiate. “Although I know your character and you won’t be threatened, I’m still quite important in the Fair Association.”

“And then?” Jill raised his eyebrows.

“If I die in your hands, you might be in trouble. Big trouble. I’ll let you know in the end and let me go.”

“Is that so?” Jill pushed his cowboy hat, and the corners of his handsome face curled up. “I like trouble the most. Your Fair Association is up to you.”

“Sigh…” Duan Ye sighed. “Brother Ji, you’re too stubborn. After that, the ‘surprise’ will come. Don’t regret it.”

“It’s up to you. Is there anything else?”

Duan Ye: “…”

“If there’s nothing else, then shut up.”

The conversation ended.

Jill carried Chen Yu and Duan Ye and continued walking back.

However, he did not walk far when he suddenly heard a resonating sound of ‘space’ coming from behind them.

He quickly turned around to look.

They saw that the color of the spacetime door, which was originally slowly rotating, was becoming darker and darker.

“Hmm?”

Jill frowned.

As an outstanding martial artist, he was extremely familiar with alien realms.

He had never seen any changes in the dimensional door!

He had even heard of it before.

But the dimensional door in front of him…

On Jill’s shoulder, Duan Ye saw the situation in the dimensional door and subconsciously looked at Chen Yu.

Chen Yu: “…Why are you looking at me?”

“What’s wrong with the dimensional door?” Duan Ye asked.

Chen Yu: “I don’t know.”

“It’s alright. Let’s talk in secret. Don’t let Jill hear us.”

Jill was expressionless. “If you speak a little louder, my ears will go deaf.”

Kacha!

The next moment.

The moment Jill finished speaking, there was a crisp sound that sounded like glass shattering. Two cracks appeared on the surface of the spacetime door!

Kacha!

Ka ka ka…

Following that.

It was the third crack, the fourth crack, the fifth crack…

The cracks covered the entire area, forming a dense line.

Crash!

In the end, under Jill and Duan Ye’s shocked gazes, the space-time door collapsed and shattered on the ground…

“…”

“…”

A chilly wind blew past.

The surroundings of the Changling Alien Realm Square fell into a dead silence.

“Gulp.”

After an unknown amount of time, Jill swallowed with difficulty and said stiffly, “The… space-time door… shattered?”

“It seems to have broken…” Duan Ye was dazed. “How can the space-time door… break…”

“The space-time door is broken, then… What about the alien realm?”

“There’s only one alien realm, right?” Duan Ye looked at Chen Yu again. “So… The Changling Alien Realm is gone too?”

Chen Yu: “…Why are you looking at me?”

Jill also turned his head and looked at Chen Yu.

Chen Yu: “…”

Jill: “What the h*ll is going on?”

Chen Yu was frustrated. “Is it useful for all of you to look at me? What does it have to do with me, Chen Yu, whether the space-time door is broken or not?”

Hearing that, Jill hesitated.

He did not have any evidence or thoughts. He just had an instinctive feeling that the matter of the space-time door being broken might have something to do with Chen Yu.

After all, the time that this ‘thing’ was damaged was right after Chen Yu appeared…

However, Duan Ye, who was trapped with Chen Yu, was 100% sure that Chen Yu was definitely responsible for what happened

In fact, the main culprit was Chen Yu!

This was because Duan Ye clearly remembered that when the two of them met in the alien realm, Chen Yu was very eager to take him away.

After being teleported out of the alien realm, he had also said to him that he, ‘saved his life again.’

At that time, he still did not know the meaning.

Now, he completely understood.

If he was still in the alien realm at this time, after the spacetime door disappeared, wouldn’t he be trapped in the Changling Alien Realm forever?

This was the true meaning of ‘saving’ his life!

With this thought in mind…

Duan Ye’s forehead unconsciously broke out in cold sweat.

His back was also covered in sweat.

Beside him, Chen Yu suddenly frowned when he felt the moisture. “Duan Ye, what are you doing?”

“Ah?” Duan Ye recovered from his shock and looked at Chen Yu blankly. “What… What’s wrong?”

“Why are you wet?”

“Ah… I… I’m sweating.” Duan Ye’s voice was dry.

“Bullsh*t!”

Jill, who was below, gradually came to his senses and instantly became furious. He directly threw the two trapped people on the ground. “You obviously f*cking peed!”

Chen Yu: “…Duan Ye, WDNMD.”

“Ah…” Duan Ye was nervous. “I was… scared. I couldn’t control myself.”

“Urgh.”

Jill took off his coat and looked at his wet shoulders. He couldn’t help but bend down and retch a few times. “You f*cking…”

“Urgh.” Chen Yu held his breath. “You should have cursed Duan Ye.”

Slap!

Jill slammed his coat onto the ground. His eyes were spitting fire as he pointed at Duan Ye and shouted, “Is this what you meant by a surprise?!”

Duan Ye: “…”

Chen Yu also cursed, “Wild dog, translate for me. What is a surprise?”

Duan Ye: “…It’s a surprise…”

“What is a f*cking surprise?”

“I…”

“What the f*ck is a f*cking surprise!”

Duan Ye: “…”

Jill stood where he was, quietly staring at the two of them for a moment, then turned around and walked towards the space-time door in disgust.

As he walked, he could not stop retching.

As for Chen Yu and Duan Ye on the ground, he was not worried at all.

Two Level 2 martial artists.

They were trapped so tightly.

They were even injected with deactivator.

How could they be able to turn the world upside down by the side of a Level 6 boss?

Walking closer, Jill squatted down and carefully looked at the materialized space fragments on the ground.

“There’s nothing wrong with having the attributes of space.”

“But… why would such a thing shatter…”

At the back.

Seeing Jill walk far away, Chen Yu and Duan Ye immediately stopped bickering. They lowered their voices and began to plot in detail.

“Brother Yu, he’s gone.”

“I saw him… Ugh.”

“I peed really well, didn’t I?”

“…You…” Chen Yu wanted to scold him, but when he was about to curse, he retracted his words. “Even though you’re a r*tard, whether you should say it or not, this is indeed an unexpected good opportunity. Now, we can take action.”

“Brother Yu, how do we take action?” Duan Ye leaned close to Chen Yu’s ear and exhaled like an orchid. “Do we take off the secret button now?”

“…If you continue to act coquettishly, believe it or not, I won’t run anymore.”

“Okay, okay, okay.” Duan Ye hurriedly pulled away.

“With such a good opportunity, there is no need to take off the secret button.” Chen Yu said in a low voice, “You should be able to instantly cast martial arts skillfully now, right?”

“Yes.” Duan Ye nodded. “And there’s no need to seal it. As long as I’m given three seconds to prepare, I can cast the spell silently.”

“Then can you use a spatial martial art similar to teleportation?”

“I can do that too.”

“…Awesome.” Chen Yu looked Duan Ye up and down. “You’re getting more and more awesome.”

“No.” Duan Ye said seriously, “Your awesome is the real awesome.”

“All the way, all the way.”

After giving a perfunctory reply, Chen Yu moved closer to Duan Ye’s ear and breathed out like an orchid, “Hurry up and open a teleportation channel. Hurry up and leave.”

“…You can flirt with me by my ear, fine. But I can’t flirt with you?”

“Can you leave?” Chen Yu stared at him, “If I’m kidnapped to Shanghai. At most, I’ll go to school, and I’ll have a chance to escape. When you’re kidnapped to Shanghai, they’ll shoot you to death.”

“You can teleport, but there are two problems. First, for stability, the teleportation distance won’t be too far.”

Hearing this, Chen Yu hesitated. “This won’t be too far… how far is it?”

“20 meters.”

Chen Yu: “I (bleep) (bleep).”

“It… can increase the output of force.” Duan Ye quickly said, “The more force you send, the farther the distance will be. But the stability will also be worse.”

“The stability is…”

“It’s the precision of the teleportation. The location may be very random. After all, space is too difficult to control.”

“It can’t be teleported to the moon, right?”

“…Are you kidding me? Even a Level 8 boss can’t go to the moon…”

“Then it doesn’t matter.” Chen Yu glanced at Jill in the distance and ordered, “Teleport.”

“But here comes the second question.” Duan Ye wanted to spread his hands, but realized that he was tied up, so he could only spread his tongue. “I was given a deactivator, so where does the strength come from?”

“Strength? Tsk tsk.” Chen Yu said mysteriously, “Remember when we first met, when I was kidnapped, how did I break free?”

“Didn’t you seduce a female manager?”

“…Okay, shut up. Let’s get down to business.” As he said that, Chen Yu held his breath and focused. “I’ll count down to three, and when I count to one, I’ll pour the strength into you. Then, you use martial arts.”

“You can still use your strength?!” Duan Ye was shocked.

“Shh. Can you keep your voice down?”

“Oh, oh, oh.”

“I’ll count to three. Get ready!”

“Okay.”

Chen Yu twisted his body and found a relatively comfortable position. Then, Chen Yu began to count down. “Three.”

Duan Ye’s spirit was shaken. He stared at Jill from the corner of his eyes and silently converted, stacked, split, and overlapped the martial arts matrix in his mind.

“Two…”

Perhaps it was because Chen Yu and Duan Ye were too quiet, Jill, who was inspecting the space-time door from afar, could vaguely sense that something was wrong. He subconsciously turned his head back to look.

“One!”

Chen Yu roared loudly as he urged the energy in his dantian to roar crazily and pour it into Duan Ye’s body.

Swoosh!

Duan Ye’s pupils turned white as the martial art matrix in his mind exploded!

Crack —

The space beside the two was torn apart cleanly.

A crack less than three meters in diameter was revealed.

“Impossible!”

Jill’s pupils contracted violently. “Where did you get your strength from?!”

As he spoke, he had already rushed over with burning strength.

“Sand sculpture! It’s too late!” Duan Ye mocked.

“What the f*ck, run quickly!”

Chen Yu twisted his waist and stuck out his buttocks. One leg straightened, one leg exerted force, and one leg lever.

With a whoosh, he rolled Duan Ye into the spatial rift.

“Don’t run!”

Jill’s eyes were about to split open as he reached out to grab them.

But the spatial rift had already disappeared.

He only managed to grab a few hairs…

Jill: “…”

“…F*ck!”

As he cursed angrily, Jill felt his brain buzzing.

A moment later…

He slowly squatted down and covered his head with his hands. “Ah…”

Unknowingly, he thought of sh*t…

“Can I just eat and not swallow…”

…

An hour and a half later.

In front of the Changling Alien Realm ‘ruins’.

A group of more than ten people surrounded the shattered dimensional door, their expressions filled with shock.

“Why…”

The old woman in the lead muttered to herself, “This thing… why did it shatter?”

“Captain, has such a thing happened in history?” Behind her, Bordeaux Jieyi asked.

“No.” The old woman shook her head. “Although the space-time gateway is a type of spatial rift, it is more stable than normal stable space. I’ve never heard of it shattering.”

Bending down and picking up a piece of space fragment, Bahuang Yi narrowed his eyes. No one knew what he was thinking.

Crack–

“This must be related to Chen Yu.”

After a while, he crushed the fragment into powder. Bahuang Yi said firmly, “Since he came out, the space-time gateway has been broken. There can’t be such a coincidence.”

“But what did he do? He can make an entire alien realm disappear?”

“He can do anything.” Bahuang Yi looked at Jill. “Then, what about Chen Yu?”

Jill: “…”

“Then.” The old woman also looked at Jill. “Where’s Chen Yu?”

Bahuang Yi: “Where’s Chen Yu?”

Jill: “…Who brought♪, the ancient call~”

Bahuang Yi: “Where’s Chen Yu?”

Jill stopped singing and said expressionlessly, “Yi’er, I’m your master.”

Bahuang Yi: “I’m asking you where’s Chen Yu?”

The surrounding high-level martial artists also turned their heads and stared at Jill.

Jill said, “…Chen Yu ran away.”

“How did he run away?” the old woman asked.

After hesitating for a while, Jill sorted out his words in his mind and explained everything that had happened.

When everyone heard this, they looked at each other.

“Are you saying that you tied Chen Yu and Duan Ye up and injected them with deactivator, but the two of them still used their strength to tear apart space and run away?”

“…Yes.”

“You let them escape on purpose?” The old woman’s face was as cold as ice.

“Captain, you know me.” Jill lifted his cowboy hat. “I’m a cowboy. I’m very busy. If I want to let him go, I don’t need to wait so long.”

“…” The old woman looked directly into Jill’s eyes and did not speak for a long time.

“So.” Bahuang Yi handed over a plastic bag with a calm expression. “Do you want to eat it?”

“…What?”

“Sh*t.”

Jill clenched his fists. “I’m your teacher.”

“Mm.” Bahuang Yi nodded. “Teacher, when do you want to eat it?”

Jill: “…”

“Yi.” The old woman turned her head and looked at Bahuang Yi, then looked at the sh*t that Bahuang Yi was carrying. She said, “Did you know that Chen Yu would run?”

“Yes.” Bahuang Yi put away the plastic bag and reached his hand in. He fished out a black object. “My teacher’s intelligence is not very good. He can’t beat Chen Yu. Moreover, I heard from him that even Duan Ye is here. He can’t beat Chen Yu.”

The old woman took a step back. “Bahuang Yi, speak when you speak. Put the sh*t down.”

Bahuang Yi raised his head and lifted the black object. “There’s no sh*t. This is just chocolate. I just wanted to see if Jill would keep the bet. Now it seems…”

“Bullshit!” Jill grabbed the black object and stuffed it into his mouth. “My spit is a nail! Will I accept the bet or not? Isn’t it just…”

“I lied to you.” Bahuang Yi was expressionless. “If it’s not chocolate, then it’s sh*t.”

Jill: “…”

“…Retch.”

“Retch!!”

“F*ck, Bahuang Yi is so disgusting…”

The old woman took two more steps back. “Yi, you…”

“Everyone saw it too.” Bahuang Yi threw away the plastic bag. “With this IQ, is he a match for Chen Yu and Duan Ye?”

“Ba… Ba… Bahuang Yi! Take this! Don’t… Don’t stop me! I’m going to show him!”

…

At the same time, a hundred miles away.

A spatial crack suddenly appeared.

Two figures that were tied together fell out from it.

Plop.

They fell to the ground.

“F*ck.” Duan Ye couldn’t help but cry out in pain.

Meanwhile, Chen Yu immediately raised his head and checked his surroundings.

Chen Yu: “???”