This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 311

Bang!

A powerful force instantly erupted!

Jill’s figure flashed for a moment before appearing behind Chen Yu and Duan Ye out of thin air.

“Who are you calling a dog?”

Jill cursed as he grabbed Chen Yu’s ear with his left hand and tore Duan Ye’s protective clothing apart with his right hand. “Is there a dog as stylish as me?”

“Hey! Hey, hey Brother Ji, I’m sorry, don’t pull…” Chen Yu stood on his tiptoe, trying to alleviate the pain from his ear.

“Right.” Duan Ye nodded. “We should add the word ‘cool’.”

Jill narrowed his eyes and pulled Duan Ye’s ear forcefully. “I’ll make you poor.”

“Oh oh oh — I’m sorry Brother Ji! Brother… Brother Ji! Father Ji!”

Jill stood where he was until both of their ears turned red. He then slowly released his grip. “Does it hurt?”

“Yes.”

“If you don’t want to feel pain, you two should behave yourselves. Don’t move.” He gently patted both of their shoulders. Seeing that Chen Yu and Duan Ye did not put up any resistance, Jill retracted his arms and walked towards them.

“Ha.” Chen Yu was embarrassed. “Brother Ji, long time no see. Have you been married recently?”

“Yeah.” Duan Ye forced a smile. “Brother Ji, long time no see. Have you divorced recently?”

“Thank you for your concern.” Jill was expressionless. “I just got remarried.”

“Remarried. Remarried is good. Remarried is too good.” Chen Yu said to Duan Ye, “Brother Ye, what is remarried?”

“Rich marriage means that you have money, and then you get married.” Duan Ye was serious. “It proves that Brother Ji has been doing well recently. It’s something worth celebrating.”

“Right! Such a good thing must be celebrated!” Chen Yu patted his head. “We have to organize something for Brother Ji.”

“That’s right. We also have to bring a big gift.” Duan Ye counted with his fingers. “I… I’ll follow 100 million.”

“I can’t be short either. I’ll follow 1 billion.”

“Then I’ll follow 10 billion!”

“That’s it.” Chen Yu raised a finger. “100 billion! You can’t go any higher. Don’t be fastidious.”

“Alright, listen to Brother Yu, 100 billion it is.”

Pa!

The two clapped their hands in tacit understanding and immediately turned around to leave.

Chen Yu said, “100 billion is not a small amount. I have to go raise it and offer it to Brother Ji.”

“That’s right.” Duan Ye nodded. “I know a shop in the eastern end of Changling City that sells 100 billion denominations…”

Jill: “…”

Swoosh!

Jill’s hands were like lightning as he pinched their ears again and yanked them back. “Come back!”

Chen Yu: “F*ck! It hurts!”

Duan Ye: “It hurts! F*ck!”

“The two of you have really gone overboard.” Jill’s eyes were overflowing with killing intent.

“Brother Ji, am I not going to hold a banquet for you? At the same time, I’m going to raise money for you as a gift.” Chen Yu covered his ears. “Be gentle. Can you change your earring?”

“Don’t talk nonsense with me.” Jill said in a deep voice, “I’m not waiting here for two days just to argue with you.”

“Wait… Wait for me for what?”

Jill let go. “I’ll take you back to Shanghai and continue with school.”

“…I’m not going.”

“You’re the boss?”

“I still have things to do. How about this…” Chen Yu discussed. “I’ll go to work on my things first. After I’m done, I’ll go to school? What do you think?”

“How long will you be busy?”

Hearing this, Chen Yu’s expression was serious as he said seriously, “When… the world is at peace.”

Jill: “…”

“…Eh?! Big Brother, it hurts, hurts, hurts…”

“Chen Yu, I’m not joking with you.” Jill waved his hand, and a needle appeared out of nowhere. He waved it at Chen Yu. “Letting you go back is the intention of the higher-ups. The country is going to train you with all its strength. This is not something that you can control on your own.”

“Yes, Brother Yu.” Duan Ye advised from the side, “Brother Yu is right. You can’t control this. Just follow him obediently. After all, this is a good thing.”

“Yes. It must be a good thing.” Jill nodded.

“Yes, Brother Yu, let’s go. Don’t give Brother Ji any trouble.”

“Yes.” Jill agreed.

“Then I’ll go back first. You guys are busy. When there’s an opportunity in the future, let’s go for a barbecue.”

“En… Wait.” Jill pulled Duan Ye back. “Where are you going?”

“Ah, about that.” Duan Ye smiled sheepishly and pointed at the dimensional door. “There’s something going on in the company. I still have to give some orders.”

“This company… Is it the Fair Association?” Jill raised his eyebrows.

“What are you talking about?!” Duan Ye’s expression was serious. “The Fair Association, isn’t that an extremist organization? We’re trying to deal with it before we act! Let’s not talk about it for now. I’m a little sick. Let’s go for a soup first. We’ll meet again if we’re fated!”

Pa!

Jill did not say much. He directly stabbed Duan Ye’s arm with a needle and pushed the liquid inside.

“Oh.”

Duan Ye was shocked. He subconsciously wanted to activate his Qi, but he realized that there was no reaction in his dantian.

“Deactivator?!”

“Yes.” Jill nodded. “In the next eight hours, your dantian will be disabled.”

Chen Yu said, “It’s illegal to possess deactivator.”

Jill said, “The country represents the law.”

Chen Yu said, “…Awesome.”

“…Brother Ji, is there a need for that?”

“Yes, there is.” Jill shifted his gaze and looked at Duan Ye. “To be honest, I’m very disappointed in you.”

“I know.” Duan Ye was silent for a long time before he lowered his head and sighed. “But when it comes to love, you can’t force it.”

Jill: “???”

“You guys…” Chen Yu was surprised. “When did it start?”

Jill: “…”

“No wonder it’s called a remarriage! That’s right, a paternal marriage is just a paternal marriage. When a child grows up, everyone has to call him father.”

“You’re wrong.” Duan Ye corrected him. “You don’t have a child under such circumstances.”

“…Shut the f*ck up.” Jill’s eyes widened in anger. “If you dare to change the topic again, I’ll pull out all your hair!”

Chen Yu: “Do me a favor and save half of it.”

“You shut up too!” he roared angrily.

Jill looked at Duan Ye again. “Back then, when I was at Beijing University, I taught many classes. The only class that I had a special relationship with was Class 2. This kind of special relationship was not only because of your strength, but also because of the relationship between you and me.”

“What’s the use of saying all this?” Duan Ye’s expression returned to normal.

“Among the three of you, although I have the least impression of you, I deeply know that your talent far surpasses that of an ordinary person. You should have a better future. But you joined the Fair Association and willingly degenerated… I’m very disappointed.”

“Joining the Fair Association is degenerating?” Duan Ye asked back.

“Yes.”

“If this world was fair, would there still be people who degenerated?” Duan Ye took a step forward and stuck his face to Jill’s, his voice was hoarse. “Lu Xun once said that when society forces you into a corner, committing a crime is not shameful. If I degenerated, it was also forced by this world.”

Jill: “…It wasn’t Lu Xun, it was Mayakovsky who said it.”

Chen Yu suddenly raised his hand. “Excuse me, my brother only recognizes Lu Xun.”

Duan Ye: “Yes.”

“…” Jill didn’t say anything for a moment, then opened his mouth. “Let’s not talk about who said it first. Let me ask you, who forced you? Wasn’t it your own personal act to murder Bahuang Yi? Wasn’t it your own revenge crime?”

“If I didn’t kill him,” Duan Ye sneered, “who would?”

“It’s not up to you to kill him.”

“May I ask, for his own selfish reasons, Bahuang Yi diverted the Beast Tide, causing the deaths of over 600,000 people in He City. Is that a crime?”

“It’s a crime.”

“If it’s a crime, then you have to accept the punishment.”

“…There will always be the deaths of He City and Qingcheng City.”

“I know that. But the two are fundamentally different! Furthermore, because the Beast Tide was aimed at Qingcheng City, all the evacuation plans had already been implemented. When the Beast Tide turned, He City actually only evacuated one group of people! The remaining students and children… Died in vain, understand?”

Duan Ye’s voice became even deeper. “This is a capital crime! But will you kill him? Will you? Just because he is Bahuang Yi? There is no punishment for doing whatever he wants?”

“…” Jill was silent.

“Since the country did not kill him, there must be someone else to punish him. Regardless of whether this person has power or money, even if the emperor breaks the law, he must be punished as well as the common people.” Duan Ye slowly calmed down. “So, I came. There are some things that need to be done.”

“Special matters, special procedures.” Jill looked straight at Duan Ye. “Everyone knows that it’s easy to make mistakes in the wilderness. However, when humanity is in a life-and-death situation, if he lives, he will have a greater contribution in the future.”

“No.” Duan Ye shook his head. His words had a deeper meaning. “Only when the spirit dies, will humanity truly die.”

“…Nonsense.”

“Jill, although your strength is stronger than mine, there are some things that I know more about than you.” Duan Ye extended his finger. He pointed at his own heart. “The birth of exotic beasts has never been a coincidence. Why can they appear out of thin air and disappear without a trace without eating or drinking? It doesn’t conform to the common sense of any living creature.”

“Why?” Chen Yu’s spirit trembled.

“Because…” Duan Ye looked at Chen Yu. “They aren’t living creatures at all. They are actually…”

“Shut up!” Jill interrupted him with a cold look in his eyes. “Don’t spread the superstitious words of your Fair Association anymore. Don’t force me to kill people.”

“…Alright.” Duan Ye took a step back and spread his hands. “It’s up to you. Since I’m caught by you, I’ll die sooner or later.”

“If you quit the Fair Association, give up your extreme thinking, and admit that you’re guilty, you won’t die.”

“Jill, what’s the most valuable thing about a person?” Duan Ye suddenly asked.

“Hmm?” Jill was slightly stunned. “What do you want to say?”

Duan Ye repeated, “As a human, what’s the most valuable thing?”

“…Life.”

“Wrong.” Duan Ye’s eyes narrowed. “It’s principle.”

Hearing that, Chen Yu, who was at the side, suddenly raised his head.

“For the sake of a life, give up your principle. Even if you survive, that life is still a cheap life.” Duan Ye took off the gas mask on his head and spread his hands. “Sorry, I’m different from Brother Yu.”

Chen Yu’s initially respectful expression slowly cooled down. “If you want to show off, then do it well. Do you have to step on me to make yourself comfortable?”

Duan Ye pushed the nonexistent frame of his glasses. “Metaphor.”

“…Since you’re so stubborn, then pray for your own good luck.” After taking a deep look at Duan Ye, Jill shifted his gaze to Chen Yu and took out a new needle.

Chen Yu: “…”

“Do you want to do it yourself, or do you want me to beat you up before I give it to you?”

“Don’t do it, I’ll do it myself.” Chen Yu quickly took the needle and inserted it into the vein with ease. “I have no principles.”

[Infected by an unknown liquid: Temporary Force Efficiency +96%]

Jill: “…Why are you so skilled?”

“People without principles are skilled at everything.” Duan Ye looked sideways.

After finishing the injection, Chen Yu pulled out the needle and shook the needle at Jill. “It’s dry.”

“Okay.” Jill responded and took out two more ropes and handed them to Chen Yu and Duan Ye respectively.

Chen Yu: “?”

Duan Ye: “!”

“Do it yourself. Tie it up.”

Duan Ye clenched his fists, killing intent flashed in his eyes. “A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated.”

Chen Yu raised his hand. “This is not considered humiliation. He should just be simply lazy.”

“Oh, then there’s no problem.” Duan Ye relaxed, took the rope, and began to bind himself.

Pa!

Jill slapped Duan Ye and he staggered. “Tie him up!”

“Oh.”

Duan Ye quickly came back to his senses and put the rope around Chen Yu’s neck. “Why didn’t you say so earlier? When it comes to tying people up, I’m a professional…”

With that, he separated Chen Yu’s legs and tied his left hand and left foot first, then his right hand and right foot.

Then, Duan Ye’s operation became faster and faster. He folded the remaining end of the rope in half and tied it into a beautiful bow. Finally, he made two small circles around Chen Yu’s chest…

Chen Yu: “…”

Jill: “…”

There was a moment of silence. Chen Yu used the same method to tie Duan Ye up.

“That’s not right.” Duan Ye suggested as he tied the rope. “In the beginning, you shouldn’t go around the back. Otherwise, you won’t be able to show your beautiful back when you’re done.”

“Search until you’re dead inside.” Chen Yu came to a realization. “Then how about I wrap the neck first?”

“The neck is fine. I recommend a double buckle. It looks good.”

“I understand. Oh right, there’s something wrong with the step you took just now. The left and right arms shouldn’t be tied separately because the length of the rope is limited. It will cause the forces on both sides to be uneven.”

“Oh!” Duan Ye patted his head. “This is indeed a good point. I didn’t notice it before…”

“…” Jill’s entire body trembled, and his voice squeezed through the gaps between his teeth. “Are you guys… Going to talk about this academic exchange?”

“It’s just martial artists,” Chen Yu said generously. “You have to have the mentality of constantly improving.”

“Don’t be distracted.” Duan Ye frowned. “Focus.”

“Okay.”

Jill: “…”

Unable to endure it any longer, Jill’s hands were like lightning. He pulled one end of the rope and tied the two of them together violently. “You’re asking for an inch and asking for a mile. You have to force me to use force.”

“F*ck! It hurts!”

“Brother Ji, be gentle…”

“Wrong, don’t use force…”

Chen Yu and Duan Ye cried out repeatedly, but from an angle that Jill could not see, the two of them were making eye contact.

Chen Yu: “Ah! It hurts!” (Did you catch it?)

Duan Ye: “Brother Ji, it’s caught! The rope caught my thigh.” (Of course, it’s next to my thigh.)

Chen Yu rolled his eyes: (Awesome, listen to me later.)

Duan Ye’s nose twitched: (Okay, but I have a question.)

Chen Yu twisted: (Ask.)

Duan Ye twitched: (Why aren’t you dressed?)

(Is it strange that I’m not wearing any clothes?)

(Ah… Now that you mention it, it doesn’t seem strange…)

The two of them were tied up in a ball.

Jill checked once and confirmed that they were solid. He sneered again and again.

They lost their strength and were tightly tied up.

How could Chen Yu escape just like that?

How could he run?

What could he run with?

After grabbing one end of the rope, Jill carried the two of them on his shoulders and turned to leave.

As he walked, he sighed.

‘These two puny Level 2, do they still have the ability to make me eat sh*t?’

‘Bahuang Yi, in the end, is just a child…’