This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 303

“The ends of the earth, the ends of the sky.”

“Half of our friends are scattered…”

In the chilly sky, under the noise of the propellers, a faint singing sound drifted.

“A pot of turbid wine to enjoy the rest.”

“Sunset Mountain, outer mountain…”

“Good!”

Clap, clap, clap…

In the flying helicopter, beside the hot hot pot, Ma Yan clapped excitedly. “That’s great.”

“Ahem.” Clearing his throat, Chen Yu picked up a piece of donkey meat tainted with spicy oil and stuffed it into his mouth. He looked at Ma Yan and said, “Sister Ma, what you said is good. Is it good to eat, or is it good to hear?”

Ma Yan shook her chopsticks. “Both. Both are good! It’s all good!”

“Hahaha…”

Swallowing the food in his mouth, Chen Yu raised his goblet and shook the red wine in it. He said seriously, “I, Chen Yu, have traveled far and wide. I rely on being able to be civil and martial. I’m different from the rest. Not only do I eat, drink, and have fun, but I also want to be romantic.”

Chen Siwen, who was holding a bowl at the side, rolled her eyes.

Ma Li was expressionless.

BB, on the other hand, was curiously observing the boiling food in the pot.

Only the pilot in front wanted to say something but hesitated. “Guest… Guest. You can’t eat hotpot with the sound of a helicopter.”

Chen Yu: “Shut up.”

The pilot: “…Alright.”

Dang!

After bumping her goblet against Chen Yu’s, Ma Yan’s beautiful eyes darted around. “Brother Yu’s demeanor is just like a strong wind blowing in the clouds…”

“Bullsh*t!” Ma Li could not help but say, “Don’t you think it’s ridiculous to sing and eat donkey meat hotpot on a helicopter?”

As she said that, she gulped down a piece of cooked donkey meat.

“How is it ridiculous? This is obviously very reasonable.”

Chen Yu sipped his red wine gently and looked at the vast scenery outside the window. He said in a clear voice, “Why should we care about the details in this life? In this situation, in this scene, we must recite a poem! We must have wind, we must have meat, we must have hotpot, we must have fog. We must have beautiful girls, we must have donkeys.”

Clap clap!

Ma Yan stood up excitedly and clapped her hands. “Good, good, good.”

“…Customer.” The pilot could not help but speak again. “Please maintain a stable center of gravity on the helicopter.”

“Did you hear that?” Chen Yu glared at Ma Yan. “Why are you standing up? Your center of gravity is not stable.”

“Oh, oh.”

Ma Yan came to a realization and quickly wanted to sit down, but she was stopped by Chen Yu.

Chen Yu said, “If you stand and we sit, our center of gravity will not be stable. But if we all stand up, won’t our center of gravity be stable?”

The driver: “…”

“Get up, get up.” Chen Yu stood up and waved his hand. “Let’s eat together! Let’s sing together! Brother Driver, you come too.”

The driver said, “Customer, my mission is to escort everyone safely to Changling City. I won’t eat.”

Whoosh!

Whoosh whoosh whoosh —

As soon as the pilot finished speaking, he heard a sharp whistle coming from afar!

“Missile!” Chen Yu’s expression changed, and he instantly exploded with force. He shot up and rushed out of the cabin with the BB on his back.

Crash…

He also smashed the metal cabin door.

The few people present, except the pilot, were all martial artists.

Their reactions were also extremely fast. They jumped out one after another amidst the blooms of energy.

Boom!

Boom…

In the next second, the helicopter turned into a rising fireball.

Chen Yu adjusted his balance in the air and looked around. When he found that Chen Siwen, Ma Li, and Ma Yan had successfully jumped out of the plane, he was relieved.

However, because the strength of the few of them was not the same, they flew further and further away from each other.

In a split second, Chen Yu scanned his surroundings. Suddenly, he pointed to a bare mountain peak below and shouted, “We’ll gather on the mountain in a while!”

The strong wind blew in his face, making it inconvenient for him to speak.

Ma Li, Ma Yan, Chen Siwen, and the others raised their hands and waved, indicating that they heard him.

“Attention! There might be a follow-up attack on the ground.”

Everyone waved again.

After giving their instructions, Chen Yu turned around and said to BB, “Open the parachute.”

“The altitude is still very high. Should we open the parachute now?”

“Yes.” Chen Yu nodded. “I need to be the last one to land. I need to see where they land.”

“Okay.”

BB reached out and pulled down the parachute rope.

Bang —

The parachute that opened in an instant caused BB’s body to stop abruptly.

She hugged Chen Yu tightly, so naturally, she also brought Chen Yu to ‘stop’ in the air at the same time.

Buzz, buzz, buzz…

Above them, the wreckage of the helicopter fell faster and faster under the encirclement of flames. In the end, it spun and crashed into the forest.

The originally dim flames were once again dazzling.

Boom!

Two seconds later, a deafening explosion was heard by Chen Yu and the others.

Crash.

After a long while, Chen Yu finished landing. The parachute rope was hooked on the tree trunk and was suspended in midair.

BB pulled out her longsword without him saying a word and cut the parachute rope with her sword. At the moment when the two of them were free falling, she used Flash and stood steadily on the ground.

“Good.”

He gave BB a thumbs up for their tacit understanding. Chen Yu circulated his Qi and rushed forward at the fastest speed.

According to his observations before landing, the person closest to him was Ma Yan.

Next was Ma Li.

Finally, it was Chen Siwen who jumped the furthest and flew the furthest…

“This idiot.”

As he ran, Chen Yu cursed, “Just use a little more strength and she can directly jump back to Qingcheng.”

Bang!

Dong dong…

It was difficult to walk through the mountain forest.

Chen Yu chose to rampage.

With the support of the force, he was like a bulldozer. Wherever he passed, the trees were broken.

Soon, Chen Yu rushed out of the forest and came to a broken mountain road in the forest. He found an SUV parked by the side of the road.

On the roof of the car stood a woman with a ‘huge waist’.

Seeing Chen Yu, the woman did not hesitate at all. She raised a huge hammer, stepped on the her high heels, and opened her thick thighs wrapped in black stockings. She charged at him fiercely, “Ha!”

“Level 4 fighter…”

Narrowing his eyes, Chen Yu immediately used the Leap of Faith martial skill.

After receiving the status buff, he took the sharp sword with his right hand and patted BB’s butt with his left hand.

BB understood and calculated the time when their current speed intersected. She decisively activated the motherboard skill.

Shua!

The space slightly distorted. Chen Yu, who was charging forward, suddenly disappeared.

When he reappeared, he was already behind the ‘strong woman’.

The woman’s body shook violently and froze on the spot.

One second…

Three seconds…

Five seconds later.

Blood spurted out of the strong body and it was torn into pieces.

Clang.

After inserting his sword back, Chen Yu turned around and looked at the silk stockings that were still twitching in the pool of blood. He turned around and ran in the direction of Ma Yan.

With his own strength, spatial skill, and BB’s sword, he could easily kill a Level 4.

Naturally, that was assuming that the other party did not know about him…

“My Lord, I see her! Sister Ma Yan!” After running for a short while, BB opened her X-ray vision and pointed to the front left.

Chen Yu slightly changed his direction and continued running for half a minute. As expected, he saw Ma Yan.

At this moment, in front of Ma Yan, there were four ‘brawny women’.

Two were Level 4.

Two were Level 3.

Both sides were in a stalemate.

“Brother Yu, you’re here.” Ma Yan pushed her glasses frames, looking very happy.

“A Level 2 martial artist?” Among the brawny women, the leading shrew curled her lips. “Are you courting death?”

“Who are you guys?”

Chen Yu adjusted his position and stood still, forming a pincer attack with Ma Yan.

“We are one of the special forces of the Fair Association.” The shrew gave a thumbs up and pointed at her well-developed chest muscles. “Beautiful girls and strong men.”

Chen Yu: “…”

Ma Yan: “…”

BB curiously poked her head out and looked around. “Sir, is this what you mean by ‘neither male nor female’ in the human gender?”

“…Bullsh*t!” The shrew suddenly roared. “We are beautiful girls! Girls!”

Her voice was loud and clear, shaking the fallen leaves nearby.

“You guys… Better not waste the words ‘beautiful girls’.”

Pulling out his long sword, Chen Yu lowered his center of gravity and slowly approached, ready to launch an attack.

The attack this time was very targeted.

He did not know whether the Fair Association had other forces besides missiles and the beautiful girls and warriors.

They had to end the battle quickly.

Seeing Chen Yu’s actions, Ma Yan also went forward.

“A Level 2 and a Level 3 surrounding us? You still want to take the initiative to attack?” The shrew sneered and raised her mountain-splitting axe, shouting, “Xiao Lian Xiang! Xiao Xiyu!”

“Here!” On the left, a middle-aged woman wearing a fat cheongsam thundered.

“Yeah!” On the right, a middle-aged woman wearing JK clothes had a magnificent aura.

“You guys take care of that Level 2 kid. Sayuri and I will kill the Level 3.”

“Yes!”

“Let’s begin…”

Before she could finish her sentence, Ma Yan suddenly waved both her hands. “Sneak attack!”

Lime powder scattered all over the place, blinding the eyes of the four strong women.

How could Chen Yu let go of such a good opportunity? He immediately charged forward with his sword and slashed down.

“Sneak attack!”

Swish, swish, swish…

As the sword shadows flashed, the beautiful girl’s troops fell to the ground like wheat that had been cut down and died.

“Brother Yu!” Ma Yan was excited. She patted the lime on her hand and took two steps forward in three steps, getting closer to Chen Yu. “Brother is really awesome.”

“You’re the awesome one. Where did you get the lime?”

“It was given to me by eating roasted gluten.”

Chen Yu: “?”

Ma Yan sang, “Roasted gluten, roasted gluten, I’ll let you eat a real drop of lime…”

Chen Yu: “…This joke is really f*cking lame.”

Lowering his head, he examined the corpses of the girls.

After confirming that they were all dead, Chen Yu asked BB, “Where are my sister and the others? Where are they? Can you see them?”

“I can see them, right in front. They’re beside a mountain road. Sister Ma Li and Sister Siwen have already met.”

“Beside the mountain road… There should be only one mountain road here.”

With this thought in mind, Chen Yu waved at Ma Yan and turned around to run towards the SUV.

Ma Yan quickly followed. As she ran, she looked at BB suspiciously. “You… can see through things?”

Upon hearing this, BB nodded. “Yes, Sister Horse-Eye (Ma Yan).”

“…My name is Ma Yan.”

“Sister Ma Yan.”

“If it’s x-ray vision…” Ma Yan carefully observed BB’s eyes. “Is it some kind of special martial art?”

“No, it’s…”

“Don’t ask around anymore.” Chen Yu interrupted BB’s reply with a calm expression. “It’s not good to know too much.”

“Okay.” Ma Yan nodded repeatedly. “You’re the boss, you’re the boss.”

Chen Yu: “??”

They followed the original route.

The three of them soon arrived at the SUV.

They flipped over and got into the car through the open window. Chen Yu threw away the pantyhose, net socks, bubble socks, and other ‘pretty girls’ equipment behind the windshield. Then, he turned the key and started the engine.

Bang.

Ma Yan got into the passenger seat and fastened her seatbelt. “Brother.”

“Huh?” Chen Yu stepped on the accelerator and turned his head in confusion.

“If your girlfriend knew that we were in the same car, she wouldn’t be angry, right?”

Chen Yu: “…”

…

Along the winding mountain road.

Chen Yu drove the SUV and caught up with Chen Siwen and Ma Li who were about to climb the mountain.

Beep! Beep!

He pressed the car horn and stuck his head out of the window. “Get in the car.”

Chen Siwen and Ma Li turned around when they heard the sound. They were both stunned when they saw the SUV. They quickly ran over.

“Brother Yu, where did you get the car?” Ma Li asked.

“We were attacked by the Fair Association just now. Their car.”

“Are you hurt?” Chen Siwen asked anxiously as she got into the car.

“I’m fine.” Chen Yu waved his hand carelessly. “Are you guys safe? Were you attacked?”

“No.” Chen Siwen shook her head.

“The Fair Association’s car…”

On the other side, Ma Li frowned and thought for a moment. She bent down and checked the area of the car. Her expression changed slightly. “Sis, come here.”

“What’s wrong?” Ma Yan got out of the car in confusion.

“There’s explosives under the car.”

After saying this, Chen Yu and Chen Siwen immediately ran away from the car in shock and took more than ten steps back.

“The enemy’s vehicle cannot be sat on randomly,” Ma Li said to Chen Yu seriously.

“I’ve learned it.” Chen Yu cupped his hands.

He had indeed overlooked this point.

“Sister, can you defuse this bomb?” Ma Li asked Ma Yan.

“What kind of bomb can’t I defuse?”

After saying that, as a technical expert, Ma Yan got under the car skillfully and defused the explosive in less than half a minute. “It’s remote-controlled. The signal is in standby mode.”

“Because the signal can’t be transmitted in the wild,” Chen Yu said.

“That’s right.” Nodding, Ma Yan showed the explosive bag. “So this explosive should be left for us to detonate in Changling City. Look at the dust on it. Maybe those women don’t even know that a bomb was planted on them.”

“So ruthless.” Chen Yu narrowed his eyes. “Using a few Level 4 and Level 3 fighters as bait.”

“In the Fair Association, regardless of the level, they are bait that can be sacrificed at any time.” Ma Li shrugged. “From this point of view, the Fair Association is indeed fair.”

Throwing away the explosive bag, Ma Yan sat back in the car. “That’s enough. Everyone, get in.”

“No… won’t there be more explosives?” Chen Siwen hesitated.

“The power of the bomb just now could blow up a building. There’s no need for other bombs.”

Everyone sat back in the car.

Chen Yu started the car with lingering fear and drove slowly. “It seems that the Fair Association is already extremely nervous. Regardless of whether it’s an official force or not, as long as they head towards Changling, they will attack indiscriminately.”

“There’s something wrong with their attack.” Ma Yan sat in the back seat, her mind spinning rapidly. “Even we can dodge a few missiles, not to mention the elites from Shanghai. What’s the point of such an attack?”

“Right.” Ma Yan interrupted. “The martial artists that are chasing after them are only at Level 4 at the most. Although they have a backup plan with car bombs, these won’t be able to deal with the big shots of the government.”

“That’s why it’s a little strange.” Ma Li stroked her chin. “I wouldn’t believe it even if you beat me to death if you said that the Fair Association doesn’t have any conspiracy.”

“How about…” Chen Siwen was terrified when she heard this. “How about we go back, back to Qingcheng?”

“No,” Chen Yu refused. “I want to exterminate the bandits.”

“Exterminate the bandits? The Fair Association?”

“That’s right, the Fair Association is bandits!”

Chen Yu said excitedly, “Is there any law? A strong wind is blowing and the clouds are flying. The brave warriors are moving everywhere! The Fair Association must be exterminated at any time! They must be exterminated! Think about it. You brought your companions out of the city, ate hotpot, and sang. Suddenly, you were robbed by bandits!”

Everyone: “…”

“So, the days without the Fair Association are the good days!”

Everyone: “…”

“Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah!” Ma Yan seemed to have been provoked and suddenly clapped.

“…Xiao Yu, don’t interrupt me. You know what I want to ask. Why did you come to such a dangerous place?”

The car was silent for a long time.

Chen Yu turned around and looked at Chen Siwen. “To do what I should do.”

“What is what I should do?”

“It’s… What I should do.”

“…”

Looking at Chen Yu’s determined gaze, Chen Siwen was silent for a long time before she finally sighed.

Dong!

Following that, the SUV crashed into the ditch…

Ma Li: “Why didn’t you look in front of you when you were driving? Why did you turn around to look at your sister!?”

Chen Yu: “…It’s my sister.”