Recently Dumped by Gold-Digger, Goddess Asked Me to Sign a Birth Consent Form - Chapter 254

Chapter 254: Chapter 157 Dad, We Are Not Humans! [Large Chapter, Over Four Thousand Words!]_2

Looking at Little Fourth laughing like a little demon.

This little guy, indeed, is scheming against me.

So wily at such a young age, how can this be good?

Who would dare to arm wrestle with her, such a strongwoman?

In an instant, my bones would be bent.

Forget it!

This Little Fourth just doesn’t have good intentions.

But, as a father, how can I be afraid of my own child? So,

I’ll stall for time.

“Let’s talk about it later, it’s definitely not happening now,” Ye Fan said.

I’m not stupid, why would I seek misery?

“Okay, Daddy, you said we’re not like these people, are we still human?” Little Fourth innocently looked at Ye Fan beside her.

Exactly.

We were all human to begin with, so why are we suddenly different?

“Not human, but monsters!” Ye Fan glanced at Little Fourth and then said.

Human my foot.

Indeed, a little monster, a little fiend.

“Eh, so it’s like that. Daddy, I’ve seen on TV that those powerful superheroes are here to save the world and the Earth. Could we be the same? I’m so excited!” Little Fourth clutched Ye Fan’s sleeve, her eyes shining brighter than the stars in the sky.

Ye Fan was at a loss for words!

This must be the result of watching too many animes.

Saving the world, saving humanity, saving the Earth, stop kidding!

If we were exposed, we couldn’t even save ourselves.

To talk about saving the world, humanity, the Earth, it’s all baloney!

“Give me a break, if we’re exposed, they will slice us up, there’s no saving anyone, not even us, we’d be putting ourselves in danger!~” Ye Fan flicked Little Fourth Ye Jie on the forehead.

What on earth is this little noggin thinking.

“Daddy, I think our existence is to help the world, humanity!” Little Fourth wasn’t discouraged by what Ye Fan said, or the flick on her forehead, but confidently continued.

“All right, stop thinking about that, remember to keep it a secret. I’m going to grill some barbecue, lest later your mom, grandpa, and grandma won’t have any to eat!” Ye Fan said.

“Daddy, I want some too, grill me a few skewers.” Little Fourth Ye Jie immediately wiped her drool.

The mention of food instantly made her mouth water.

“Sure, just wait, I’ll grill them for you!” Ye Fan said.

He stood up and started grilling on the rack.

Of course, he had to grill for his darling daughter.

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The barbecue party continued until ten o’clock at night before it disbanded.

As soon as Ye Fan returned to the room, the first thing he did was to take a shower, no choice, his body was all smoky from the charcoal and the scents of the barbecue seasonings.

It was too strong!

It was a bit uncomfortable to smell.

Ye Fan went to shower, and after bathing, Bai Susu went to soak in the bath.

Out of sheer boredom, Ye Fan struck up a conversation with Zhao Xiaotian.

Eventually, they got to talking about Bai Ruoxue and Zhao Xiaotian’s future marriage.

Zhao Xiaotian said he would soon go to Bai Ruoxue’s house to meet her parents, and if things went well, they would arrange for both families to meet.

When Ye Fan heard it, he was overjoyed.

He immediately started to give his blessings and said to let him know if they needed any help.

His brother was finally going to enter the marriage hall, how wonderful.

Just then, Bai Susu emerged from the bathroom.

“Honey, what’s gotten into you, why are you so happy?” Bai Susu asked curiously.

I just took a bath, didn’t I?

Why did he suddenly become so cheerful?

“Zhao Xiaotian is going to your cousin’s house to meet his future in-laws, and if it’s possible, they’ll arrange for a meeting between both sets of parents to discuss the marriage,” Ye Fan said with a smile.

“I see, that’s wonderful!” Bai Susu nodded.

Isn’t it? It’s been three years.

Jenny and Fang Dajian are together and have a child already.

It’s about time for my cousin Bai Ruoxue to get married, too.

Dragging it out isn’t good, after all, a girl’s best years are now; after these years pass…

“Right, right, when Zhao Xiaotian gets married, we three good brothers can be dads together, raising kids, haha!” Ye Fan commented joyfully.

Isn’t that so.

Fang Da is going to be a dad, and once Bai Ruoxue and Zhao Xiaotian get married, it won’t be long before they have kids as well. Plus, there’s my own baby. This is truly a time of great joy.

Ye Fan was very happy thinking about it.

His brothers were about to settle down and start businesses.

How wonderful!

“You guys are really something, the three of you together. I gave birth first, then Jenny, and next up it’ll be my cousin. It’s like you’re all in sync!” Bai Susu laughed as she spoke.

“No, I’ve got them beat – this is our second baby already,” Ye Fan said with a laugh.

Indeed!

Bai Susu was on her second child, while the others were still on their first.

Of course, there was a gap.

“That’s true, why are you looking so pleased with yourself?” Bai Susu said with a smile.

“Well, of course, who asked me to have such a great wife!” Ye Fan said, and came to Bai Susu’s side, planting a peck on her forehead.

His wife was truly wonderful!

“Wife, it’s getting late, let’s go to sleep early!” Ye Fan said, yawning.

He was a bit tired from the barbecue today.

“Mhm, let’s sleep!” Bai Susu nodded her head, just as she lay down.

Ye Fan did the same, lying down next to Bai Susu.

The light had just been turned off.

And then, the door to the room opened, and a small black shadow appeared, slowly approaching the bedside.

Bai Susu was so scared she didn’t dare to move at all.

What was this mysterious black shadow of an unidentified creature appearing in the middle of the night?

Bai Susu felt a chill and began to panic.

Ye Fan could feel that Bai Susu was a bit nervous; he reached out, took Bai Susu’s hand, and sat up in bed without moving.

Because of the improvement from the System in his various attributes, his night vision was very good.

It was several times better than that of a normal person.

“Little Fourth, what are you trying to do!” Ye Fan suddenly spoke out of the blue.

Bai Susu shivered in fright, but when she heard Ye Fan mention Little Fourth, she immediately relaxed.

She had thought it was something else.

You can’t mention that word late at night; it’s not good, it scares people.

But, in the middle of the night without sleeping, what exactly was Little Fourth up to?

“Ah, Dad, you can see me?” Little Fourth scratched his head, looking very puzzled.

How had he been able to see her?

“Why not? Am I blind that I wouldn’t be able to see you?” Ye Fan said.

Listen to what you’re saying.

I’m not blind, how could I not see, and besides, how could anyone miss a big black shadow, much less someone enhanced by the System.

No, I’m not an ordinary person.

“Er, Dad, I was just testing it out!” Little Fourth felt a bit embarrassed.

Actually, she just wanted to test whether she had awakened any other abilities, like invisibility or something.

So she had stealthily come to her parents’ room after they turned off the lights to see their reactions.

After all, it was only today when she was stimulated that she had awakened her superhuman strength, and she wanted to see if she could stimulate something else.

Having more would be great, after all.

She was a very greedy child.

“Testing what, not sleeping at this hour, look how you scared your mother, she’s been burrowing nonstop into my arms!” Ye Fan said irritably.

“Oops, my bad, I’m going now, don’t be angry, don’t be scared, I’ll leave now, for real!” Saying this, Little Fourth immediately hustled out and even closed the door behind her.

Bai Susu was helpless.

Staying awake in the dead of night, what really was Little Fourth trying to do!

Ye Fan, hearing Little Fourth’s words, began to understand a bit.

Thinking back to what Little Fourth had said during the barbecue, it became clear to him.

She was testing to see if she could become invisible!

What a rascal!

Having one superpower wasn’t enough, she still wanted more, which was quite something!

So this was your plan, Little Fourth!

Bai Susu had just managed to calm down and lay back.

Ye Fan also lay down.

Just as they were about to close their eyes and go to sleep, they suddenly heard a sharp scream…

“Ahh…”

Upon hearing this, Ye Fan’s heart sank!

It’s over~!

That was his mother’s voice!

Little Fourth was surely not going to listen to reason.

She had run straight to his parents’ room to test out her hypothesis.

That was some audacious bravery!

Was such mischief really okay?

Ye Fan was truly, deeply upset.

“Husband, how come I heard our mom’s voice just now…” Bai Susu said, startled, sitting up straight, and looking at Ye Fan, who had already gotten up.

“No need to say it, it’s definitely Little Fourth. She left our room and then went straight to Mom and Dad’s room!” Ye Fan said with annoyance.

At that moment, he felt very helpless!

How was he supposed to teach this child that there are boundaries between men and women!

It was such a headache.

“So, husband, what should we do…”