I Swear I Don t Have A Python In My Pool - Chapter 132

132 When Did a Piece of Sh*t Become So Precious?

After reading his personal information,

Wang Mang nodded to himself.

The improvement this time was not bad.

Moreover, there seemed to be a pattern to his improvements.

Every evolution would increase his body in all aspects except for speed.

Now, his size had reached 63 meters!

Moreover, he weighed 36 tons!

In addition, his bite force had also reached 36 tons!

This showed that Wang Mang’s strength had increased significantly!

On the other hand, his cultivation had improved very little. It had only increased by another 100 years.

At this moment, the system’s voice sounded again. [Ding! Detected that the host’s current template has reached its limit!]

[Remind the host that before the next evolution, you need to obtain a better template!]

After hearing the system’s voice, Wang Mang was stunned for a long time.

Only after regaining his senses did Wang Mang remember that his Deep Sea Giant Python template could only reach sixty meters at most.

Now, he had already grown to his limit.

His personal information showed that he was currently at his limit.

At the thought of this, Wang Mang came to a sudden realization. At the same time, he could not help but have a headache.

Before the next evolution, he had to somehow gather a stronger template.

Currently, the Deep Sea Python’s bloodline template could no longer support his evolution.

Forget it, forget it!

The next evolution would require 1.6 billion evolution points.

In addition, he still needed to settle the problem with his template.

Thinking of this, Wang Mang’s heart couldn’t help but shake.

It had been a long time since he had the time to look at the so-called mall.

I wonder if there’s a good template in the mall?

Thinking of this, Wang Mang muttered in his heart, “Open the mall!”

In the next moment, the five major categories appeared in front of Wang Mang.

[Skills, Divine Powers, Cultivation Technique]

[Heavenly Materials, Earthly Treasures, and Pills]

[Powerful Treasures]

[Myriad Worlds and Universe]

[Other types from Myriad Worlds]

[Garbage from Myriad Worlds]

After seeing these five categories, Wang Mang’s eyes lit up.

Then, he quickly said in his heart, “Open the Skill, Divine Power, and Cultivation Technique category!”

The next moment, the system’s familiar voice sounded: [Ding! Host’s authority is insufficient!]

[Ding! Host, do you want to open your personal mall template?]

After hearing the system’s voice, Wang Mang was dumbfounded.

‘Is there still an issue with authority?’

Didn’t he already open the mall?

Why did he still need more authority now?

Although he was very puzzled, Wang Mang still chanted silently, “Open the mall template!”

The next moment, his personal information appeared in front of him.

Host: Wang Mang.

Authorization: Level 1 (Can unlock Garbage from the Myriad Worlds-beginner class).

Transaction Record: None.

Current Wealth: 616 million evolution points.

Merchant Mall Currency: None.

After reading his personal information,

Wang Mang was speechless.

His authority was only at Level 1?

Moreover, he could only unlock Garbage from the Myriad Worlds-beginner class?

Why could he only view the worst of the worst?

Thinking of this, Wang Mang felt his face burning.

“System! Why do I have so little authority?”

Wang Mang questioned angrily in his heart.

The system’s voice sounded. [Warm reminder! The host’s strength is too weak, so his authority is naturally extremely low!]

[There’s no other way to increase your authority. You can only increase your authority when your strength reaches a certain level!]

After hearing the system’s voice, Wang Mang could not help but feel a little helpless.

It was simply telling him that there was no other way to increase his authority.

He could only obtain the system’s recognition after his strength reached a certain level.

Helpless, Wang Mang had no choice but to give in. He chanted in his heart, “System, open the garbage class-beginner class!”

In the next moment, countless items appeared in Wang Mang’s mind.

In short, there were too many goods here.

Moreover, this so-called trash was much better than he had imagined.

Not only that, Wang Mang also saw the beginner garbage class items.

There were four words written above it: Newcomers’ Special Section.

Below it was a sea of all kinds of items.

Item: Heavenly Sword!

Level: Mystic Rank

Price: 80 mall coins.

…

Item: Zhu Bajie’s feces.

Level: Heaven Rank

Price: 6,800 mall coins.

…

Item: Golden Bell Shield.

Level: Mystic Rank

Price: 50 mall coins.

…

Item: Electric scooter.

Level: Mortal Rank

Price: 1 mall coin.

…

Item: One box of Red Bull.

Level: Mortal Rank

Price: 1 mall coin.

…

Item: Gatling Gun

Level: Mortal Rank

Price: 1 mall coin.

…

Item: White Lady Original Bra.

Level: Heaven Rank

Price: 5,100 mall coins.

…

Item: Old Ma’s Richest Man’s Act Tough Secret Manual.

Level: Mortal Rank

Price: 1 mall coin.

…

Item: Dancing Phoenix Dance of the Nine Heavens

Level: Mortal Rank

Price: 1 mall coin.

…

Item: Queen Mother Hairpin.

Level: Acquired Spiritual Treasure

Price: Insufficient authority.

…

Item: Nine Yin Scripture

Level: Mystic Rank

Price: 80 mall coins.

…

He only took a cursory glance.

Wang Mang felt a headache coming on. There were too many items.

There were all kinds of things here. It was like there was nothing you couldn’t think of that they didn’t have!

Moreover, many of the martial arts techniques that Wang Mang had seen in television dramas and novels actually existed!

At the same time, Wang Mang also learned from the system about the classification of items.

They were: Mortal, Mystic, Earth, and Heaven. He didn’t know about anything higher than that.

Mortal items were made by mortals.

Mystic grade meant that he had broken away from the mortal world!

As for Earth grade and Heaven grade, Wang Mang didn’t know much about them.

But what made Wang Mang speechless was…

Even a pile of sh*t like Zhu Bajie’s feces was a f*cking Heaven-grade item!

Was there a mistake?

Pigsy’s feces was so precious?

Could it be that if a dog ate it, it could become an immortal on the spot?

However, what Wang Mang did not know was that if Zhu Bajie’s feces was eaten by a dog demon, it might really become immortal.

That was because an immortal-level existence needed to poop to make this.

Therefore, if that dog was lucky enough to eat Zhu Bajie’s feces, it might really become an immortal!

Of course, Wang Mang definitely couldn’t afford it anyway.

Meanwhile, Wang Mang wanted to see if he could find anything good.

That was because the mall currency was too exaggerated!

100 million evolution points = 1 mall coin!

To put it bluntly, Wang Mang’s total net worth was only 6 mall coins.

Immediately, there were all kinds of strange things being sold here. The price was also very ridiculous!

A f*cking electric scooter was worth 1 mall coin?

Wang Mang seriously suspected that the system felt that it was too troublesome to price them properly

Therefore, it priced these trash items as 1 mall coin!

Thinking of this, Wang Mang was still powerless to complain.

However, there were too many things on sale. Perhaps he might still stand a chance to get something good.

This was also the reason why Wang Mang still bothered searching through these trashy items.

At this moment, the system’s voice sounded again. [Ding! The host can choose the price range. Do you want to set it?]

Upon hearing this, Wang Mang’s eyes lit up and he hurriedly said, “Set it up! I can’t afford anything above 5 mall coins!”

The next moment, the system’s voice sounded again. [Ding! Successfully eliminated all the above items above 5 mall coins!]