I m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?! - Chapter 87

Chapter 87: Chapter 80: Do I Have a Friend? The Rules Between the Aristocracy and the Commons!_2

Translator: 549690339

“You kept telling Brother Jingqi not to suppress it…”

Zheng Cheng explained, “That’s a feature of my acute gastroenteritis that exploded instantly after leveling up to LV3. It’s called anal fissure.”

“The longer you hold it in, the higher chance you have of getting an anal fissure…

‘What?!”

At this point, Bai Jingsheng exclaimed in astonishment, his eyes full of panic. Li Jiao curiously asked, “Bai Jingsheng, what are you so surprised about?”

“Right, what does anal fissure mean?”

“It means your anus is torn…” Cai Shen whispered.

Li Jiao’s face turned pale, then blushed. She glared at Cai Shen fiercely.

“It’s just a small tear in the anus, what’s so scary about that?” Li Zhen also asked curiously.

“You guys don’t understand…”

Bai Jingsheng suddenly said, “The pain from an anal fissure isn’t something ordinary people can even imagine!”

“I had a friend once who had an anal fissure. Going to the bathroom would feel like he was passing shards of glass.”

“The pain was unbearable for him. He would kneel on the floor to recover for a long while. It was inhumane…”

The group suddenly understood, exchanging knowing looks.

“I had a friend-

“How did your friend get an anal fissure-

“Bai Jingsheng, you sure know how to enjoy yourself!”

The color of Bai Jingsheng’s face suddenly changed, and he hurriedly explained, “I’m telling the truth! It wasn’t me, it was a friend!”

“It really was a friend of mine, believe me…”

“We believe you, we believe you!”

“Bai Jingsheng! Stay away from me in the future!”

The group continued to discuss for a while until half an hour later when Bai Jingqi, pale as a sheet, finally emerged, leaning against the wall, trembling.

His legs were shaking violently, like a candle in the wind.

Zheng Cheng, covering his nose, went up to him, holding back his laughter and asked, “Bai Jingqi, am I qualified to go to the Secret Realm tomorrow?” “Brother Cheng! You’re really something! That Bai Jingqi’s face turned black, hahaha…”

At night, everyone was sitting together eating dinner, and Cai Shen was laughing so hard he could barely breath.

“Zheng Cheng, you are really heartless. He’s in that state how can we go to the Secret Realm tomorrow?”

Song Chaoyu also covered her mouth and laughed sweetly. She didn’t like the scrutinizing looks from those noble Professionists either.

What’s there to be arrogant about? They just happen to be born into a good situation!

“Zheng Cheng! I respect you this time!”

Liang Feifan also filled his glass with liquor, stood up and said, “I was wrong before. I apologize to you and Song Chaoyu!”

“I hope you can overlook my wrongdoings…”

Zheng Cheng also picked up his wine glass, “We are classmates, now we’re also colleagues, no need to mention who is superior or inferior.”

Liang Feifan took a deep breath and said, “The words have been spoken in the wine. I’ll drink this. You can do as you wish!”

After saying that, he swiftly downed the glass of liquor!

“Good!”

Zheng Cheng also finished his glass in one gulp.

It’s better to solve a grudge than hold onto it.

There was no serious conflict between the two of them. Everything could be solved over a glass of wine.

“To be honest, your ability is actually terrifying.”

After setting down the wine glass, Liang Feifan said: “I was hit by your skill half a month ago, my legs were weak for two or three days.”

“Now that your skill has this characteristic, I don’t know how Bai Jingqi will fare. What if he’s bedridden for a few days? What should we do about the Secret Realm?”

“What can we do?” Cai Shen smirked and said, “Replace him with someone else. Didn’t Captain Yunxiao say that this exploration of the Secret Realm can only last ten days? Six days have already passed…”

“What are you guys talking about?”

Zhao Yunxiao came in through the door. Cai Shen quickly got up and said,

“Cantain Zhao! We’re discussing possibilities for tackling the Secret Realm

tomorrow…”

“Stop your pointless discussion.”

Zhao Yunxiao said, “Bai Jingqi’s fine, he can carry out the mission normally tomorrow.”

“Ah? How is that possible?”

“Are you serious?”

Zheng Cheng also asked curiously, “He recovered so soon?”

Zhao Yunxiao said strangely, “He called a Priest and a Pharmacist for treatment, and even used a healing scroll.”

“Zheng Cheng, your skill is now famous.”

“The Night Watchers, and even the noble families have heard about it, so be careful in the future, okay?”

“Be careful?” Zheng Cheng asked puzzledly, “What do you mean?”

“The Joint Entrance Examination.”

Zhao Yunxiao said, “Every year, the top three, or even the top ten in the Qinzhou joint entrance examination are taken by the noble families. This year, besides Zhixue, there’s you as well. They may find ways to deal with you in order to compete for the champion of Qinzhou province.”

“Deal with me?”

Zheng Cheng’s face changed.

Are there Fallen Ones among the noble families?

“Don’t overthink it.” Zhao Yunxiao said, “The noble families of Professionists are the foundation of our Xia Country, there won’t be any chaos.”

“At most, they might pressure the examination committee to prohibit you from using your acute gastroenteritis skill during the individual competition.”

“I see…”

Zheng Cheng shrugged, “I’ll deal with it when it comes.”

There’s still half a month until the joint entrance examination for Professionists. After coming out of the Secret Realm, he would go to the slaughterhouse or the Professionists’ guild to buy the bodies of demons or monsters.

I can’t believe that eating up my four-dimensional attributes to 100 points will be enough to kill you with just Physical Attack. What’s there to be afraid of if they ban my skills?

“By the way, where are Bai Jingqi and the others?”

“Are they thinking about us?

The door of the room was pushed open again, and four figures stepped in.

Leading them was Bai Jingqi, who looked pale.

“You are good! Your ability is ruthless. If it weren’t for my resilience, I would still be stuck in bed!”

Both Bai Jingsheng and Li Zhen looked normal. Only Li Jiao, covering her mouth and chuckling, clearly didn’t want to expose Bai Jingqi’s stubborn pretense..