I Don t Want to Get Hurt, So I ll Max Out My Defense - Chapter 135

Chapter 135: Chapter 136: Tianbei Secret Realm

Translator: 549690339 

Li Xiaobai’s expression darkened as he tossed the two of them into the formation without a second word.

Ergouzi and Ji Wuqing were both masters at stirring up trouble; he really couldn’t rest easy without keeping a close eye on them when they were away from his side.

After throwing in a top-grade Spirit Stone and waving to everyone, he vanished on the spot.

In the distance, within a certain outhouse, several old leaders breathed a sigh of relief as they watched the departure of a chicken and a dog.

“Damn it, finally got rid of them. A mere dog dares to try to act wild on top of my head—I’ll deal with it sooner or later!”

“Hehe, Blood Demon, when you were fawning and wagging your tail, you were more eager than anyone. We should really promote this glorious deed of yours.”

“Stop blabbering, let’s get to work. We need to hurry up and earn points to escape this bitter sea as soon as possible.”

The evil cultivator overlords sighed repeatedly as they once again immersed themselves in the construction of the Immortal Feather Sect’s outhouses.

…

Holy Demon Sect, Misty Peak.

Li Xiaobai and the others had returned to the mountain top. This was a one-way teleportation, and once the teleportation formation on Misty Peak was completed, they would be able to travel back and forth.

Teleportation didn’t feel special; he closed and opened his eyes, and he was there, truly wondrous.

“Peak Master, the Sect Leader has sent a message that the Tianbei Secret Realm is about to open and has asked you to make preparations and set off immediately after that. The rest of the sect cultivators have already departed.”

“Understood.”

Li Xiaobai nodded. There were about three days left before the Secret Realm opened, and the big truck was fast enough to make it in time.

He summoned his manpower to assist the evil cultivator laborers in quickly building Tangneng First-class and Liangchen’s sundries shop on the mountain peak.

Now, being a newly appointed official, changing Misty Peak’s status within the sect was a top priority; they couldn’t let other disciples think that the miscellaneous task disciples were inferior.

From now on, letting the disciples of Misty Peak run Tangneng First-class and Liangchen by themselves would bring fame and profit and also win the respect of the other disciples.

The evil cultivator laborers were very experienced in this area and soon started working, beginning to instruct everyone on the site construction.

Li Xiaobai called for Yuan Fang, a slick character, who had been quick to cling to strong legs after his arrival, acting very loyal. He could be nurtured.

“Yuan Fang, I have a task for you. When I’m not here in the future, you’ll take care of both major and minor matters on Misty Peak. Make sure to build this mountain well,” Li Xiaobai said.

Yuan Fang looked excited, finally entrusted with a significant task by Brother Ruthless: “Rest assured, Peak Master Boss, I’ve got this!”

“Hmm.”

Li Xiaobai nodded, securing another fiercely loyal free worker, so he could be an absentee manager now.

“Boss, I’ve been looking so hard for you!”

An excited shout came, and a little loli suddenly dashed over, clinging to Li Xiaobai’s leg and not letting go.

Li Xiaobai looked down and saw it was Chu Xiaoxiao, the little loli he had encountered in the Divine Beast Mountain Range, with Yin Susu following behind her with a complex expression.

“Boss, I felt that Ye Liangchen was you from before, but Su Su sister didn’t believe it. They’re all not taking me to the Secret Realm this time, you have to take me!”

“Xiaoxiao, stop causing trouble. This trip to the Secret Realm is incredibly dangerous, and even I’m not qualified to go. Don’t cause trouble for Young Master Li,” Yin Susu said.

“Yeah, your cultivation level is too low. Going there would just be handing yourself over; there’s nothing fun about that. Just practice diligently.”

Li Xiaobai said.

Chu Xiaoxiao: “…”

Poking at sore spots as soon as they met, that was indeed the style of a boss, so venomous.

Casually dismissing the little loli, he was a man with full defensive power points. Why would waste time on a little loli?

After leaving several Godspeed Talismans for his senior brothers and sisters, Li Xiaobai packed up simply, summoned a heavy-duty big truck, and set off toward the Tianbei Secret Realm.

“Woof, kid, there must be lots of treasures in the Tianbei Secret Realm, get some items that can advance Lord Ergouzi!”

Ergouzi was drooling all over, and the breath he exhaled had an indescribable odor. Li Xiaobai glanced at him, this creature definitely couldn’t stop scavenging…

In any case, it surely had indulged in a meal at the latrine.

Luckily, Ji Wuqing hadn’t eaten it. He exchanged for a bag of air purifier from the store and poured it into Ergouzi’s mouth. After a few breaths, Ergouzi was brimming with vitality and smelling fragrant.

“Giggle, give some to this venerable one too.”

Half a minute later, the cockpit was filled with the comforting scent of the concentrated powder.

The chicken and the dog gradually calmed down and started to seriously comprehend its mysteries. The air purifier had a calming effect and increased their comprehension abilities, which was quite beneficial to them as well.

Li Xiaobai casually purchased a bottle of poison from the store and began chewing the pills one by one.

[Attribute Points +10…]

[Attribute Points +10…]

He had encountered quite a few events recently, but never had the chance to gain Attribute Points. His opponents were either slaughtered by others or surrendered and were recruited by him. Nobody beat him up, so he missed out on a lot of Attribute Points.

This time, on the trip to the Tianbei Secret Realm, he was determined to earn those Attribute Points back.

Check the System panel.

[Host: Li Xiaobai.]

[…]

[Defensive power: Eighth Turn of the Indestructible Golden Body (2300/80000) can advance.]

[Attribute Points: 0]

[Skills: Hundred Percent Enmity Pull, Hundred Percent Barehanded Blade Catch, Muscle Flaccidity, Drunken Immortal, Super Abdominal Muscles, Reflect, Blood Demon…]

[Store: Opened.]

[Achievements: Trouble Maker (2/108).]

There was still much to do, not just to increase his defensive power, but also to find the remaining 106 fragments.

This achievement being singled out by the System indicated that its reward must be extraordinary.

Once again, he tossed several top-grade Spirit Stones into the fuel tank and pressed the accelerator to the floor. He didn’t bother checking the route, instead opting for the shortest straight line between two points and charged ahead recklessly.

…

At the same time.

Outside the Tianbei Secret Realm, countless cultivators swarmed in.

Aside from a few groups of Sect Disciples who came together, almost all were Loose Cultivators that filled the horizon, as well as some sect cultivators who hadn’t gained entry qualifications.

Even some Elder-level figures had come forth.

People crowded like a sea in front of the Secret Realm, and many cultivators even set up makeshift stalls, hoping to make a quick fortune by clearing out their inventory.

“Brother Zhang Rui, you are ranked ten thousandth on the Heavenly Ranking!”

“Xiang Tian is actually in the eight thousandth spot, he must have cheated!”

“What, me, Sibeiyu Sanbian, being assigned to the Heavenly Ranking is bad enough, yet I’m not first? Damn it, which old geezer made this ranking?”

“…”

At this moment, most cultivators were gathered around a giant stele in front of the Secret Realm. Cultivators occasionally carved their names on it, and then the stele would emanate a glow, revealing their ranking.

This was a novelty for the cultivators of the Northern Region.