I Swear I Don t Have A Python In My Pool - Chapter 461

Chapter 461: F*cking Mission!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Wang Mang was gobsmacked.

F*ck!

Was this something a human would do?

How could there be such a strange mission?

Wang Mang had completed many missions, but had only ever encountered one strange mission, which was to livestream a self-castration.

Thus, he had never expected the Sovereign to issue such a bizarre mission. Was everyone else’s missions like this?

This mission was simple in the sense that it did not require him to fight someone far beyond his strength, or conquer the mystic world. However, it was nigh impossible for him to find an Earth Immortal realm expert who would be willing to f*ck a pig, right?

It was no wonder Han Meng was so flustered…

This mission was simply too perverse!

“What should we do? How do we complete this quest?”

“Sigh, I never expected to receive this kind of mission…”

At this moment, Han Meng’s face was flushed red as she stared at Wang Mang. She had placed all her hopes on Wang Mang.

After hesitating for a while, Wang Mang muttered, “We have to give it a shot.

I’m sure we can find someone.”

“As long as the benefits are sufficient, I believe that there are people out there who are willing to do the deed!”

Han Meng was speechless, but she could only rely on Wang Mang to complete the mission.

Wang Mang turned to Shan Jun and ordered, “You guys need to help me find an Earth Immortal realm human expert, one who is willing to mate with a pig.”

After hearing Wang Mang’s words, his subordinates looked at him in disbelief, thinking that they had misheard.

However, after seeing Wang Mang’s serious expression, they all nodded speechlessly.

“Good! Let’s split up! Once you’ve found someone, meet up at the square from before!”

Hearing this, Shan Jun and the other two nodded and walked out of the alley to look for targets.

At the same time, Wang Mang glanced at Han Meng and whispered, “Let’s go! We’ll look for him together.”

Han Meng nodded and followed Wang Mang out of the alley.

After leaving the alley, Wang Mang and Han Meng began to search for a target. However, as mentioned earlier, there were not many Earth Immortal realm experts in Dark Dragon City.

They made up perhaps only 20-30% of the city’s population. Furthermore, Wang Mang was limited to only humans. Still, there were more humans than demons here, so it was not all doom and gloom.

As they walked around, Wang Mang asked, “Since we’ll be asking an Earth Immortal realm expert to help us accomplish the mission, we’ll have to pay a price. How much can you afford?”

After hearing Wang Mang’s words, Han Meng’s pretty face turned bitter as she said, “I don’t have any heavenly treasures at all. If I did, I would have used it long ago to increase my strength, and would have avoided the fate of being captured.”

Wang Mang’s face darkened, and he snapped, “In order to buy you, 1 paid three Heaven Immortal heavenly treasures!”

“If I pay for this too, then who will compensate me for my losses? I can’t be paying for everything, right?”

“But 1 really don’t have anything. What can I do?” Han Meng said helplessly.

“Besides, the other participants are probably in a worse state than you, right? Number 1 was also bought by a participant, and she was sold for nine Heavenly Immortal heavenly treasures! At the very least, I came cheap!”

Hearing Han Meng’s explanation, Wang Mang was dumbfounded.

However, the sense of deja vu Wang Mang felt was getting even stronger.

Thinking this, he was about to ask when Han Meng suddenly turned to look at him and asked with uncertainty, “Have you been to the Zhougui Province before?”

Wang Mang was shocked.

If he had only been suspicious in the past, Wang Mang was now certain that Han Meng was definitely his classmate when he was human!

However, Wang Mang did not admit it. Instead, he shook his head indifferently.

“No, I haven’t.”

“That’s right. You’re a demon, but you’re just like an old friend of mine.”

Han Meng nodded disappointedly and muttered to herself.

Was it really such a coincidence?

He had really bumped into an old classmate!

He felt rather nostalgic, but that was about it. They would only cross paths in this mystic realm, and then would go their own separate ways.

As such, it was best not to bother with their old relationship.

At this moment, Wang Mang suddenly saw a desolate-looking youth on the street, and his eyes lit up.

It was a human Earth Immortal realm cultivator, and one that had only broken through recently.

Wang Mang quickly walked forward and asked enthusiastically, “Little brother, what’s wrong?”

Hearing this, the youth looked up at Wang Mang and coldly said, “What’s your problem? It’s none of your business!”

After saying that, the youth quickened his pace and ignored Wang Mang.

However, Wang Mang was unwilling to let this chance slip by. In his opinion, it was easier to fool someone young as opposed to someone old.

Therefore, he quickly caught up and said enthusiastically, “If there’s anything you need, you can tell me.”

The young man said angrily, “What’s the use of telling you? Can you even help me? You’re only an Earth Immortal realm cultivator.”

Hearing this, Wang Mang felt somewhat miffed, but he still replied enthusiastically, “It’s true that I’m only an Earth Immortal realm demon, but I have Heaven Immortal realm subordinates, and not just too, so why don’t you tell me about what’s bothering you?”

The young man who had no interest in Wang Mang was taken aback. Then, he asked in surprise, “Do you really have a Heaven Immortal realm subordinate? Are you really willing to help me?”

Wang Mang nodded proudly.

“Of course! Just tell me what the problem is?”

After hesitating for a moment, the young man gritted his teeth and said, “I want to kill a Heaven Immortal realm demon. 1 want it dead, but I don’t have the resources to hire someone capable of killing it.”

At this point, the young man’s face was filled with bitterness as he looked at Wang Mang expectantly.

Upon seeing this, Wang Mang was delighted, as he knew that his chance had come.

Wang Mang smiled with a relaxed expression.

“It’s that simple?”

“This is a piece of cake for me!”

“I can help you, and 1 don’t want any resources from you.”

“Furthermore, 1 discovered that your talent is very good, and your physique is amazing.”

“Young man, I really have high hopes for you!”