I Don t Want to Get Hurt, So I ll Max Out My Defense - Chapter 91

Chapter 91 – Chapter 91 Sibeiyu Sanbian

Qin Lan sized up the heavy truck behind Li Xiaobai, noticing its blood and flesh muddled appearance, she was certain he was a ruthless character.

“I am Ye Liangchen.”

Li Xiaobai was in high spirits when the goddess the cultivators were discussing actively approached him, indicating that his charm must be boundless.

“So it’s Brother Ye. It’s my first time at the Holy Demon Sect, and I’m a bit timid. How about we join forces and go together?”

“Climbing this cliff is no easy task, does Miss Qin have any clever plans?”

Witnessing the cultivators struggling desperately on the cliffside, a mocking gleam flashed in her eyes as she drew out a silk ribbon and tossed it lightly, transforming it into a hundred-zhang long silk brocade that drifted in the wind.

“My lady is the spouse of a True Disciple from the Xingtian Sect in Central Province; her methods and vision are certainly not comparable to those of ordinary people.”

“Joining forces with my lady, we could easily sweep through this area. You should be grateful.”

The maid said dismissively.

Hearing this, Li Xiaobai’s eyes brightened. Immortal Qin Lan seemed like an expert, and following her might mean an easy victory.

Having a powerhouse carry you is always more comfortable than exhausting spirit stones to exchange for items.

“Then much thanks to Immortal Qin Lan. What are you waiting for? Hurry up and climb!”

Li Xiaobai called everyone to quickly jump onto the brocade; an opportunity to be carried by a big shot was indeed rare, “Yu Brother, will you join us? Immortal Qin Lan is giving us a lift.”

Yu Sanbian’s lips curled into a smile, but he did not move, enjoying the spectacle.

Qin Lan and her maid were shocked. What kind of man was this, so casually inviting a bunch of nobodies onto her magic treasure?

“Stop! My lady’s magic treasure is not something that lowly people like them can ride.”

The maid unsheathed her longsword from her waist and mercilessly drove the people away, sweeping her sword light without any concern for their lives.

Li Xiaobai’s expression changed, and he crushed the sword light with his hand.

[Attribute Points +200…]

“Didn’t you say we would join forces? These are Liangchen’s companions; why can’t we go together?” Li Xiaobai frowned.

“My lady values you, not these useless ones behind you, understand?” The maid said arrogantly, her face full of discontent.

“Boss Ye, you go with Immortal Qin. I will find my own way there.”

“Yes, Boss Ye, this is your opportunity; you must not miss it.”

“Don’t worry, Boss Ye, we have some skills too. We’ll definitely make it up there.”

The cultivators from Ancient Moon City said this, for Boss Ye had been good to them, and they didn’t want to drag him down.

“With just you guys, even if you make it up there, what can you do? Just go back honestly and don’t stir up trouble here.”

The maid spoke haughtily and even more maliciously.

“Woof, if Lord Ergouzi is a stirrer, does that make you the shit?”

“Cackle, Doggie, don’t get mad at shit, it’s not tasty.”

A chicken and a dog, who knows when, had bounced out from inside the car window again, appearing at any moment there was snobbery afoot.

“It seems Immortal Qin wants to spend time alone with Liangchen. Unfortunately, Liangchen never abandons his teammates.”

“These are all Liangchen’s companions, who have come together through trials and tribulations to this place, swearing to take root in the Holy Demon Sect together. How can Liangchen abandon them for selfish desires? Would that be human?”

Li Xiaobai spoke with fiery eloquence, stirring the blood of the many cultivators behind him.

Boss Ye was such a man of integrity, a true man, a deity in human form!

Qin Lan and her maid listened, their faces turning green. Weren’t these words criticizing them as selfish, heartless people?

“Young Master Ye is compassionate and righteous. Immortal Qin Lan admires you. Since that’s the case, I will not delay everyone’s time any longer and take my leave first.”

With those words, Qin Lan moved lightly, stepping onto the silk brocade. The brocade shone with a bright red glow, and waves churned as she rode the wind away.

A roll of silk brocade surged in the sky, a scene both beautiful and domineering.

Qin Lan, like an empress, wore a calm expression, hands clasped behind her back, and floated away. In the blink of an eye, she had turned into a streak of light and vanished.

“Young Master Ye, there will come a day when you’ll realize the grand opportunity you missed today!”

The maid beside her was visibly angry, summoning her Immortal Sword and following close behind, becoming a fleeing light that disappeared into the horizon.

The cultivators below watched with envy.

“Immortal Qin Lan is truly like a celestial being descending to the mortal realm…”

“Indeed…”

Many of the more skilled cultivators also displayed their Divine Skills, riding their Magic Treasures as they followed her departure.

Li Xiaobai watched the two disappear into the horizon, filled with emotion. It’s a pity; that bigwig was a bit too delicate. Such a large piece of brocade was really wasted on just one person sitting on it.

“Boss Ye, you are a true man!”

“That’s right, back in Ancient Moon City, I even opposed you. Boss Ye, I apologize, I was wrong!”

“Boss Ye’s magnanimity is greater than the mountains and broader than the ocean; it was us who held you back!”

“Indeed…”

The cultivators were moved to tears and overwhelmed with gratitude toward Li Xiaobai. First, he had protected their lives from the Evil Cultivator, and now, for their sake, he had turned down Immortal Qin’s invitation. They truly didn’t know how to repay him.

If they achieved success in their cultivation in the future, they would definitely want to travel the world with Boss Ye.

“Hehe, my friends, there’s no need for courtesy. Get on the vehicle; time is pressing. We will leave immediately and go beyond this mountain cliff!”

Li Xiaobai waved his hand, indicating that all these were trivial matters.

He jerked open the door and climbed into the driver’s seat, while the cultivators hurriedly followed, clambering into the truck.

“Eh, Brother Yu, are you coming along too?”

Unbeknownst to them, Yu Sanbian had quietly taken a seat in the passenger position, while Ergouzi and Ji Wuqing were forcibly stuffed under the seats, seething yet not daring to speak.

These two were the types to bully the weak and fear the strong, immediately cowering when faced with a tough character.

“Hmm, give me another Huazi,” Yu Sanbian said indifferently.

Li Xiaobai was speechless; this person had some quirks, constantly radiating an aura of showing off without warning, even outdoing him in pretense.

He pulled out a Huazi, placed it in Yu Sanbian’s mouth, and then struck a match to light it.

The inside of the driver’s cab was immediately enveloped in smoke, as Yu Sanbian leaned back comfortably in the passenger seat, puffing away. In less than half an hour, he felt he couldn’t live without Huazi anymore, “Brother Ye, how is this Huazi made?”

“Hehe, it’s a secret, a secret…”

Li Xiaobai started the engine, turned the steering wheel, and the truck roared like a monstrous beast.

The ground trembled suddenly, startling many cultivators who were climbing the cliff. They almost lost their grip and fell.

Cultivators with high cultivation levels could seamlessly walk on walls and leap to great heights with a mere tip-toe, but those with lower cultivation levels had to climb up earnestly.

He floored the accelerator, and the truck charged towards the mountain cliff ahead.

The many cultivators inside the truck’s cabin turned pale in an instant; the truck was continuously accelerating with no signs of stopping.

“Boss Ye, you can’t possibly be thinking of…”

“We’re going to crash into it; hold on tight!”