He s Actually A Sexy Girl? I Erected! - Chapter 85

Chapter 85: [85] Is this data good or bad? _1
Xu Xinling saw that Tang Feng admitted defeat and reluctantly followed him, but her little mouth was puckered up so high it could hang an oil bottle.

The man threw a contemptuous smile at the two of them, then walked up to the testing machine and started to input his information.

Tang Feng merely glanced back casually and saw the name he entered was—Niu Zhuangzhuang.

“Pfft.”

He couldn’t hold back and laughed out loud.

Xu Xinling looked at him puzzled, not understanding what he was laughing at.

Just then, the machine next to them suddenly announced, “Welcome student Niu Zhuangzhuang to the world of physical testing. Let us embark on the journey of physical testing…”

When Xu Xinling heard the name, she turned back to look at the man, who was as burly as a gorilla, and finally understood what Tang Feng was laughing at.

“Puhahaha…”

She laughed even more unrestrainedly than Tang Feng.

While Tang Feng was merely smiling, she laughed loudly, as if afraid others couldn’t hear her.

Sure enough, the man named Niu Zhuangzhuang’s expression darkened.

The group following behind him, who obviously already knew his name, had some trembling lips, but they ultimately managed to hold their laughter and began to reprimand Tang Feng and Xu Xinling.

“What are you laughing at? What’s so funny about this?”

“Exactly, a name is given by parents. Is that amusing to you?”

“Looking for a beating, are you? Dare to laugh again?”

“…”

Niu Zhuangzhuang also flexed his biceps at them in a threatening manner.

Their behavior made Xu Xinling laugh even more uncontrollably, easing some of the frustration from being forced to give up the testing machine earlier.

By this time, Tang Feng had also finished entering his information.

“Welcome student Tang Feng to the world of physical testing. Let us embark on the journey of physical testing…”

Those who had been looking forward to mocking Tang Feng felt utterly disappointed upon hearing his name; there was nothing to ridicule.

“Tsk, that name is just so-so, and yet he dares to laugh at others?”

“Yeah, it’s a completely commonplace name. It seems like his parents didn’t even bother to think of a name, huh?”

“Nowadays, if you throw a brick, it will hit ten people and eight of them will have ‘Feng’ in their names, with no creativity at all.”

“At least Mr. Niu’s name… sounds very strong, full of masculine energy, way better than his crappy name.”

“Yeah…”

This bunch could always find a novel angle to flatter someone.

Tang Feng couldn’t be bothered to stoop to their level and, with Xinling’s help, donned the sensors and listened to the audio instructions.

The first test item was the standing vertical jump.

As he was warming up his limbs to prepare for the test…

Niu Zhuangzhuang was already ready and cast a scornful glance back at him, “Kid, I’ll demonstrate for you so you’ll understand what monstrous physical ability is.”

With that, he executed his standing vertical jump.

Then the numbers on the screen began to change rapidly.

12cm.

34cm.

57cm.

72cm.

…

An indicator bar rose steadily until it finally stopped at 85cm.

The group behind him immediately erupted with exclamations.

“Wow, Mr. Niu’s standing vertical jump height reached 85 centimeters? Isn’t that a bit too powerful?”

“Mr. Niu weighs at least over 100 kilograms, and he can jump so high?”

“This height should already be at the level of a professional basketball player, right?”

“It’s no surprise Mr. Niu is a former national boxing champion, his physical abilities are indeed freakish…”

Although their expressions and tones were somewhat exaggerated, what they said made sense.

A typical person’s vertical jump height is around 50 centimeters, and reaching 80 centimeters is quite extraordinary.

Xu Xinling had initially hoped that Tang Feng could perform well and vent her anger for her.

But after seeing the opponent’s result, she had lost all hope.

How infuriating!

Tang Feng paid no mind to the noise around him. He did a few knee-bending exercises to loosen up his knees.

He pushed off with his heels, thighs, and waist, propelling his body straight up from the ground.

Then, the numbers on the testing device kept climbing.

17cm.

34cm.

58cm.

74cm.

89cm.

The indicator bar climbed to this point, surpassing Niu Zhuangzhuang’s height, and Xu Xinling was immediately thrilled.

Yet Tang Feng showed no signs of descending, the height still rising, and she held her breath in anticipation.

102cm.

117cm.

128cm!

The numbers finally stopped at 128 centimeters. The previously noisy scene fell silent in an instant.

Everyone, including Niu Zhuangzhuang, stared at Tang Feng, dumbfounded.

Knowing that even the former NBA superstar Jordan only had a standing vertical jump of 96 centimeters,

Tang Feng had surpassed it by more than 30 centimeters.

The number was somewhat exaggerated.

Xu Xinling’s little mouth formed an “O” shape, unable to close for a while.

Tang Feng, seeing everyone’s expressions, scratched his head in confusion, “Is this data good, or not so good?”

Niu Zhuangzhuang’s cheeks twitched twice as he waited impatiently, “Kid, are you deliberately playing dumb? Bullying is one thing, but can’t you be cheap without showing off?”

Tang Feng coughed awkwardly, “I genuinely don’t understand. If someone knows, please tell me.”

Niu Zhuangzhuang, gazing at Tang Feng’s innocently puzzled face, really wanted to punch him.

It infuriated him how the kid set a monstrous record and still feigned ignorance.

Xinling reacted at this moment and immediately hugged Tang Feng’s arm excitedly, “Young master, you’re truly amazing. How can you jump so high?”

Tang Feng scratched the back of his head, “Is that considered high?”

The truth was, it was his first time doing a physical test, and he was a bit nervous.

Plus, his body had just been modified by the system, and he hadn’t quite mastered control yet; otherwise, he could have jumped even higher.

“What do you mean, ‘considered high’? It’s already very high, okay? Normal people reach about 50 centimeters, and you’ve more than doubled that,” Xinling said excitedly, her voice so shrill that it made Tang Feng’s eardrums throb.

“Normal people? So, you’re saying I’m not a normal person?”