He s Actually A Sexy Girl? I Erected! - Chapter 73

Chapter 73: 【73】This, it was all calculated by me_1
“Small? How is this small?” Qin Yanan looked down, quite dissatisfied. She had compared herself with many of her girlfriends, and she had never met her match. How could it possibly be small?

Tang Feng hurriedly waved his hands, “You misunderstood, I meant that the size of your underwear is small. Doesn’t it hurt being so tight?”

Qin Yanan suddenly became as still as a wooden chicken, “Does the physiognomy skill of the Heavenly Profound Sect specialize in calculating women’s underwear sizes?”

“Cough, cough, not exactly, just took a quick glance,” Tang Feng felt he shouldn’t tarnish his sect’s reputation.

Though he had made up the sect himself, he should still maintain its image.

“Besides underwear sizes, what else can you figure out? The color of the underwear?” Qin Yanan propped her cheek with her hand, her eyes enchanting.

Tang Feng’s forehead sprouted three black lines; he didn’t want to dwell on the topic of underwear anymore and tried to change the subject.

“Just now was only a minor display of skill, now let’s move onto the real Heavenly Profound Sect physiognomy skill. Let me calculate your wealth.”

He pretended to make a hand gesture and then began to sift through a pile of information for Qin Yanan’s wealth.

When he saw the statistical numbers provided by the system, his eyes widened in shock.

“This…”

“What’s wrong? Go on and calculate,” Qin Yanan said, smiling sweetly.

She didn’t believe he could calculate her wealth.

Even she wasn’t entirely sure what it was.

Tang Feng quickly regained composure after his shock, took another deep look at her, and said with a trembling voice, “Your current net worth is… forty-two billion, eight hundred fifty-six million, three hundred eighteen thousand, six hundred sixty-two yuan and six cents!”

“Uh…”

Qin Yanan was stunned, “You… are you making this up? How can you even have cents in there?”

Tang Feng glanced at the information again, “It’s changed now. In the time we’ve been talking, your wealth has increased by another several hundred thousand. Mrs. Nan, I’m asking for your patronage.”

Qin Yanan looked at him with mixed feelings of skepticism and uncertainty.

Although she didn’t know the specific figure of her wealth, she knew the ballpark figure, which was around forty billion, similar to what he said.

“Who knows if what you’re saying is true or just nonsense? What if you’re blabbering?” she immediately raised her doubts.

Tang Feng expected her to react this way and pretended to manipulate his fingers again.

“Then I’ll list the details of your assets. Currently, you own sixteen properties, including eight self-constructed buildings and another six located in the South District—a seaside villa—and two high-end school district houses in the West District…”

“Besides the Ya Garden Antique Store, your assets include shares in two listed companies. The Ya Garden is valued at 1.2 billion, while the shares of the other two companies…”

“You also have three cars under your name, which include a Ferrari F8, a Porsche Cayenne, and a Mercedes-Benz G-Class…”

Qin Yanan listened as he listed her assets one by one, even specifying the value of each. He seemed to know more details than she did.

Finally unable to bear it, she slammed her hand on the table, stood up with a “bang,” “You’ve been investigating me? Fess up, who sent you to get close to me?”

Her expression had turned icy, and she emitted a powerful oppressive aura.

The entire restaurant was intimidated by her, afraid to even breathe.

At the same time, they quietly wondered, weren’t these two all smiles just moments ago, looking very much like a couple?

How did it escalate to thunderous rage in the blink of an eye?

Indeed, a woman’s face can change in an instant.

Not to mention, even Tang Feng felt a bit nervous when facing Qin Yanan’s gaze.

She had completely lost the familiarity she used to have in front of him, replaced by a dense murderous intent.

“Gulp…” He swallowed hard, forcing an awkward smile, “Mrs. Nan, I truly didn’t investigate you; I calculated all this.”

“Really? Did I wrong you then? Go on, calculate, I want to see what else you can come up with,” Qin Yanan didn’t sit down, her gaze sharp as knives as she watched him.

Tang Feng scanned the information given by the system again, “I’ve also calculated that you have something wrong with your brain.”

As soon as he uttered these words, he felt a chill.

“You dare to insult me?” Qin Yanan plucked out the jade hairpin he had given her, clearly ready to let his blood spill.

“Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I’m not insulting you; I’m serious, you really do have a lesion in your brain,” Tang Feng explained, fearing he might be wrongfully harmed.

“Then tell me, what exactly is the problem with my brain?” Qin Yanan pressed him.

“Well… I don’t have enough skill yet to specify that,” Tang Feng said awkwardly, laughing.

He wasn’t lying, his scanning system was only level 2 and was unable to detect a lot of information.

What he had learned so far was that there seemed to be something wrong with Qin Yanan’s brain, but the details weren’t clear.

Qin Yanan snorted coldly, “All the things you mentioned could have been investigated or are unfounded. Why should I believe you?”

Tang Feng saw the look on her face and realized that today he would need to reveal something substantial in order to convince her.

He had no choice but to quietly invoke his Physiognomy Mastery.

With the help of the scanning system as well,

he quickly saw multi-colored lines entwining around Qin Yanan.

These included her lines of wealth, marriage, and career.

At both her brain and ankle, there was a white line each.

According to the physiognomy knowledge in his mind, this white line was called a sickness line.

A white line’s appearance indicated illness at that location, with the severity correlated with the line’s thickness.

The line on Qin Yanan’s head was as thick as a thumb.

The line at her ankle was only as thick as a strand of hair, faint and intermittent, hardly visible without close inspection.

Upon reviewing the physiognomy knowledge in his mind, he immediately understood.

A solid line like the one on her head indicated an existing illness.

The intermittent line on her ankle, though, signaled a sickness yet to manifest.

Once he understood all this, he felt confident and a confident smile spread across his face.

“What are you grinning so lewdly for? Just calculate,” Qin Yanan, seeing him examine her without speaking, was getting annoyed.