Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm - Chapter 586

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation  Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Jiang He edited and wrote for over two hours before he was finally done writing Elephant God’s Bind.

Back then, he had only read the first half of the novel which did not reveal the complete mnemonic chant. As such, Jiang He only remembered the first few lines and had to write the lines at the back himself, which wasted considerable brain cells for him.

After he edited and proofread it, correcting a few typos as well, Jiang He put down his pencil and breathed a long sigh of relief.

“Hu Mei!”

Understanding what he had in mind, Hu Mei promptly brewed him a cup of Old Tea of Enlightenment.

Taking the cup and chugging it down, he cleaned his lips and smiled, “The Old Tea of Enlightenment is really a good stuff. One cup and I’m completely invigorated.”

“It is naturally exceptional since our master planted it.”

Hu Mei refilled his cup, and Jiang He was only finished after three cups. Crumpling the paper that he wrote Elephant God’s Bind on, he handily threw it among the stars.

After just a few moments, the paper started shrining brightly, and within reach a divine elephant rose among the skies, rearing its head as it trumpeted.

Moreover, the phenomenon was extending over a large area, starting from a few hundred kilometers and extending up to half a planetary system.

“The phenomenon of a cultivation method?”

Jiang He looked up at the phenomenon that extended up to half a planetary system, and could not help smiling at that.

He had not gone out of his way to add in any phenomena or special effects, and by logic it should not cause such a major commotion. As such, the huge commotion now could only mean that the Elephant God’s Bind was far more powerful than he had imagined!

Soon, the phenomenon among the stars faded and Jiang He took to the skies three hours later, where they saw a jade charm floating up in the air.

He reached out to grab the jade charm, and a jingle rang in his ear.

[Ding!]

[+100 billion Farm Points.]

[+100 billion EXP.]

The cosmos quaked and Chaos churned.

The EXP he earned from Elephant God’s Bind alone expanded the world in Jiang He’s body.

“Is this cultivation method really that awesome?

Jiang He was shocked, and could not help admire himself a little?

Item refinement and pellet refinement?

Chicken feed. He was the best at creating cultivation manuals!

Still, the stronger the cultivation method, the more Farm Points he would need to cultivate it. In fact, cultivating Elephant God’s Bind up to mastery requires a total of 10 trillion Farm Points!

One must know that Jiang He needed a trillion Farm Points to ascend up to Demi-Saint in immortal arts and the fourteenth-tier of martial arts, and he only managed to gather that after planting the many vaults of the Chan Sect, Jie Sect, Celestial Court, and other factions of the Three Realms.

And now, he needs 10 trillion Farm Points.

Still, Jiang He did gather some Farm Points before, but the Fist of the Six Paths of Reincarnation as well as the Esoteric Nine had drained him. After that, the Farm leveled up, and he harvested various Demi-Saints, planted the God-Killing Spear, and killed the seven Demi-Saints of the Insectoid, plundering their treasures and even running away with the Nine-Headed Insectoid Saints’s treasure vault, after of which he pillaged the Bloods, Sky Horses and the God Realm…

He had planted everything he got from all that, though at present he managed to gain seven trillion Farm Points, which was miles away from ten trillion Farm Points.

“Whatever. It is a Saint-tier cultivation method after all, and I shouldn’t ask too much.”

“You can’t really get rich overnight, and I could master Elephant God’s Bind with just seven trillion Farm Points… I just have to keep cultivating it up to full-fledge after hoarding some Farm Points.”

Jiang He sat cross-legged up in the stars, and hence began to cultivate Elephant God’s Bind.

[Ding!]

[-7 billion Farm Points.]

A System notification jingled in his mind at a thought.

By the next instant, Jiang He felt his physique altering dramatically. It was not limited to his flesh being either, but extended across all aspects, as it was a metamorphosis that reaches a deeper level.

Behind him, the silhouette of an Elephant God that stood over billions of miles tall appeared over his back.

In his body, eight hundred and forty million cells boiled.

Jiang He had emphasized the cultivation of his physique ever since he assumed the path of cultivation. From Indestructible Diamond to Dragon-Elephant Prajna and eventually the Scripture of the Chaos Thundersword, all those cultivation methods strengthened his physique.

In fact, Jiang He’s cultivation prioritized martial arts.

It strengthened his vigor, which in turn augmented his physicality.

Jiang He estimated that his physique would not actually lose out to premium-grade acquired soul treasures, and he would not have a problem pummeling Zhao Gongming with only his physical form, while refraining from using World Strength or his godly Dao techniques.

And right now, Jiang He could feel how his already immeasurably powerful physique had changed instantly.

Each cell actually had the power of thunder now, and the thunderbolt endlessly strengthened each cell, which only improved Jiang He’s physique further!

The process lasted over three days and nights.

Now, Jiang He’s whole body was shrouded in thunderbolts. Behind him, the Elephant God’s silhouette continued to extend over light years-worth of cosmos, while each of his cells became endlessly powerful and sparkling with thunderbolts.

Looking down upon his physical body, Jiang He suddenly felt an illusion…

Right now, his physique was an endlessly vast universe, and each of his cells were starlike.

“680 million cells strengthened…”

Jiang He extended his senses a little, immediately learning that his cultivation this time strengthened 680 million of his cells…”

And each of those cells contained the power of stars!

With the cells strengthened in every aspect, Jiang He’s physique was at an unbelievable level. He softly clenched his fist and felt the strength in his body, his eyes lighting up at that.

“It’s definitely no problem for me to beat up the Nine-Headed Insectoid Saint by just relying on physique.”

“This means that my physique is Saint-tier, yes?”

“It makes sense since even my cells have the power of cells… how horrific would my qi and physique in comparison?”

Jiang He flipped his hand and took out a acquired soul treasure.

It was a combat blade which was merely superior-grade, and Jiang He’s physique was already stronger than that before learned Elephant God’s Bind. Still, if anyone really were to get a superior-grade acquired soul treasure to cut him, he would still be wounded if he did not block it with his mystic powers or World Strength.

Hmm… perhaps being wounded would be an exaggeration, but either way, bleeding and scratched was inevitable.

And yet, once Jiang He raised the blade and cut his own arm, sparks flew but there was not even a single mark.

He did the same to his neck, and it was the same outcome.

Clang!

Jiang He swung the blade firmly at his own head this time, and the blade ended up folding into itself with a loud bang, while all Jiang He felt was a slight headache.

Whipping out a premium-grade acquired soul treasure—a flying sword this time—he stabbed it repeatedly into his own body, only to break a little skin.

He then held the edge of the sword with two fingers and twisted it, and the edge immediately curled into a bundle.

Jiang He’s eyes lit up at that and he exclaimed in delight, “My physique could probably match innate paragon treasures now…

His imagination went wild at that.

Should he get someone to test that theory?